Chie Satonaka (
like_a_dragon) wrote in
mylittlejamjar2014-08-03 02:29 am
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Entry tags:
- zzz_dmc: dante [ou],
- zzz_dmc: vergil [au],
- zzz_dw: 11th doctor [ou],
- zzz_persona: chie satonaka [ou],
- zzz_persona: rise kujikawa [au],
- zzz_persona: teddie [ou],
- zzz_persona: yu narukami [ou],
- zzz_persona: yukiko amagi [ou],
- zzz_pmmm: kyouko sakura [ou],
- zzz_sonic: miles tails prower [au1],
- zzz_wow: jou shan aleflower [oc]
Kickoff [Video/Massive Audio later]
[A green pony with a matted down brown mop-top appears on the scroll. From the furrowed brows, flared nostrils and fierce grimace, she does not appear... pleased.]
WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON HERE!?
[Taking a step away from the scroll would probably be a good idea...]
I can't even begin to count all the things that is wrong here! I mean, at first I thought this was a dream but then when somepony actually pinched me -- WITH THEIR MOUTH NO LESS -- I knew that this was actually real. Talking ponies? And the ones with wings? EVEN ONES WITH MAGIC HORNS?? I even saw one that brought in a raincloud! IT WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!
[She takes a moment and her hoof comes up to scrub off her hair and her face.]
Alright... you know what... considering everything else I have seen before a world of talking ponies is actually not that out there. And, hey, at least my fur color is one that I'd like. Just, in this case, I hope my friends aren't here to have this happen to them.
Also, I have to ask just one question...
Why couldn't I have been one of those cool ones with the wings?
EDIT:
[A little bit later there is a shout. A glorious shout. A mighty shout. It rings to the heavens and may even be heard as far as way as The Crystal Kingdom.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONIES DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!!
[Thanks, Teddie.]
EDIT: x2
[And a little bit after that there is another shout, though not quite as powerful, whatever is doing it definitely has a healthy set of lungs.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TV?!!
[Thanks, Rise.]
WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON HERE!?
[Taking a step away from the scroll would probably be a good idea...]
I can't even begin to count all the things that is wrong here! I mean, at first I thought this was a dream but then when somepony actually pinched me -- WITH THEIR MOUTH NO LESS -- I knew that this was actually real. Talking ponies? And the ones with wings? EVEN ONES WITH MAGIC HORNS?? I even saw one that brought in a raincloud! IT WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!
[She takes a moment and her hoof comes up to scrub off her hair and her face.]
Alright... you know what... considering everything else I have seen before a world of talking ponies is actually not that out there. And, hey, at least my fur color is one that I'd like. Just, in this case, I hope my friends aren't here to have this happen to them.
Also, I have to ask just one question...
Why couldn't I have been one of those cool ones with the wings?
EDIT:
[A little bit later there is a shout. A glorious shout. A mighty shout. It rings to the heavens and may even be heard as far as way as The Crystal Kingdom.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONIES DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!!
[Thanks, Teddie.]
EDIT: x2
[And a little bit after that there is another shout, though not quite as powerful, whatever is doing it definitely has a healthy set of lungs.]
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TV?!!
[Thanks, Rise.]
no subject
[She sort of wishes that was the strangest bit of logic she's ever heard...]
So, wait. If Doctor is what you want people to call you, what's your real name? Is there any special reason why you don't want to use that?
no subject
Well what about your name? Does Chie describe who and what you are? Or what you want to be?
Doctor is closer to my identity than any name I received as a baby.
no subject
Well, yeah, but...
[She pauses, giving it a moment.]
...I don't know. I guess it would just feel like I'm trying to distance myself from my family and everybody from my home. It just wouldn't seem right to me.
I like my home, and I like my family. So... I guess I like my name, too.
no subject
Hopefully we'll all have the opportunity to return to our loved ones sooner than later. What world have you come from? Human normally?
no subject
I guess that means we're not the only people that got turned into ponies?
no subject
Just ask around when you meet the other offworlder ponies here. We have plenty of humans but a good lot of other species as well.
no subject
You add one more than the first two numbers right?
[She thinks she remembers that. Science wasn't really her strong suit. Neither was history.]
And I mean sure, people can say whatever they want, but it doesn't mean its true. I could say I was born on the moon, but unless you see me carrying around some moon rocks or show off a space suit most people would be able to see through the lie.
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[He chuckles.] We are ponies at the moment. That might be reason enough to believe in the possibility.