like_a_dragon: (Rumble in the Bronx)
Chie Satonaka ([personal profile] like_a_dragon) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2014-08-03 02:29 am

Kickoff [Video/Massive Audio later]

[A green pony with a matted down brown mop-top appears on the scroll. From the furrowed brows, flared nostrils and fierce grimace, she does not appear... pleased.]

WHAT THE TARTARUS IS GOING ON HERE!?

[Taking a step away from the scroll would probably be a good idea...]

I can't even begin to count all the things that is wrong here! I mean, at first I thought this was a dream but then when somepony actually pinched me -- WITH THEIR MOUTH NO LESS -- I knew that this was actually real. Talking ponies? And the ones with wings? EVEN ONES WITH MAGIC HORNS?? I even saw one that brought in a raincloud! IT WAS RIGHT ON TOP OF ME!!

[She takes a moment and her hoof comes up to scrub off her hair and her face.]

Alright... you know what... considering everything else I have seen before a world of talking ponies is actually not that out there. And, hey, at least my fur color is one that I'd like. Just, in this case, I hope my friends aren't here to have this happen to them.

Also, I have to ask just one question...

Why couldn't I have been one of those cool ones with the wings?

EDIT:

[A little bit later there is a shout. A glorious shout. A mighty shout. It rings to the heavens and may even be heard as far as way as The Crystal Kingdom.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN PONIES DON'T EAT MEAT?!!!!

[Thanks, Teddie.]

EDIT: x2

[And a little bit after that there is another shout, though not quite as powerful, whatever is doing it definitely has a healthy set of lungs.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE'S NO TV?!!

[Thanks, Rise.]
gigglesnortpriestess: (Default)

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2014-08-14 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
...I don't get mine.


[No really. She doesn't get it.]

What was yours, Chie?
linefacingforever: (Oh really...?)

[personal profile] linefacingforever 2014-08-15 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably something to do with meat.

[...oops? But to be fair, "carnivore" was one of the simple ways to describe her, and these titles seemed to take the easiest to see aspects of them and blow it out of proportion.]
gigglesnortpriestess: (oh!)

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2014-08-16 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Like what?

[Yukiko sweetie...no.]
linefacingforever: (But this isn't my fault...)

[personal profile] linefacingforever 2014-08-16 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Chie, he knows he's awesome, but he doesn't have super hearing.]

...what about your womanhood?
linefacingforever: (...wait what?)

[personal profile] linefacingforever 2014-08-16 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...oooooh.

[...yeah, that was really rude.]
gigglesnortpriestess: (not amused)

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2014-08-16 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow she heard that.]

That's rather rude of them.
linefacingforever: (I'm in hillbilly hell...)

[personal profile] linefacingforever 2014-08-16 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
It sounds like the goal was to goad us into fighting.

[It sounds like it worked.]
gigglesnortpriestess: (sigh)

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2014-08-19 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh yeah, Chie fought.]

Did you ever find out what and why that thing was going on?
linefacingforever: (Proud of all his friends.)

[personal profile] linefacingforever 2014-08-20 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[That was a lot to take in, but he couldn't help but grin faintly. The thought that they weren't down for the count, even though their first investigation was done and over with, meant a lot to him.]

[Their bond really would keep going, hunh?]


Glad we made it out okay. Did the rest of Golden Week go well at least?
gigglesnortpriestess: (my bestie 2)

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2014-08-22 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I'm just glad everyone got out of there okay. I can't imagine if someone got hurt.

[And that meant everyone as she couldn't help but nuzzle her best friend a little.]

I'm really glad you're here. I missed you.
linefacingforever: (I am an awesome hero.)

[personal profile] linefacingforever 2014-08-23 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Yu smiled faintly, resting his head down on the seat, staying quiet. Those two needed a moment, obviously.]
gigglesnortpriestess: (glossy eyed)

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2014-08-30 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I should say the same to you. I wasn't there to help you during that tournament...should've found a way to get back home...
linefacingforever: (I am an awesome hero.)

[personal profile] linefacingforever 2014-08-30 01:19 pm (UTC)(link)
She's pretty awesome now.

[Yu smiled faintly at that, flicking his tail so it brushed against Yukiko's.]
gigglesnortpriestess: (scarf)

[personal profile] gigglesnortpriestess 2014-08-30 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cue the blush. White pony meant obvious embarrassment.]

N-No, I don't think that. I just would do what anyone else would.

[Except ride changelings into battle, train with dragons, and sing defiant songs to some crazy god thing.]
linefacingforever: (Proud of all his friends.)

[personal profile] linefacingforever 2014-08-30 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yu glanced around Yukiko to see that Chie was just about to nod off, a faint smile coming to his face. He reached behind him then, pulling out a blanket he had tucked away for the trip, and pulled it over all three of them.]