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[Soft gentle music could be heard as it shows the inside of a bedroom. As the sun rises, a bleary Pinkie Pie crawls out of bed. She drags herself labourously towards the kitchen where she pulls out a tube of frosting.

Taking a dollop, her flat hair explodes into full awareness as she rises up screaming.]

REGULAR! ORDINARY! PONYVILLE MEAL TIME!

BREAKFAST OF FUDGY CHAMPIONS!

IN SWENGLISH!

[Pinkie slams the tray down, ingredient after ingredient.]

2 CUPS WHITE OR YELLOW CAKE MIX!

2 CUPS POWDERED SUGAR!

1 STICK BUTTER! Cut... INTO 4 PIECES!

[Pinkie hefted a battle axe and sliced the butter with three clean chops.]

1 CUP MILK!

[She ripped open the top and poured a cup, and then guzzled the rest.]

1/2 CUP WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIPS! 1/2 CUP SPRINKLES! BUT THIS ISN'T EPIC, THIS IS ORDINARY! WE'LL JUST EAT WHAT'S LEFT!

[And Pinkie raised the sprinkles and chocolate, only to get a cleared throat from Mrs. Cake who was staring at her, with coffee cup. Pinkie reluctantly lowered it down.]

In a microwave proof mixing bowl, combine dry cake mix and powdered sugar!

[She poured and then raised a hoof.] PUNCH IT! [And the world exploded into flour.]

Add in butter and milk. Don't even think about mother[quack]ing stirring!

Then you just microwave for 2 minutes!

[Cut to Pinkie watching the batter bubble.]

MIX IT GOOD! [And she spun the bowl on a DJ Turn Table.]

Okay that's enough of that. ONTO THE GOOD PART! Once Wubbed, add in white chocolate chips. AND THEN WUB AGAIN!

AHEM.

Or just stir.

[Cut to Pinkie quietly stirring.]

Fold in about half the sprinkles. Don't even bother measuring. This is chocolate we're making after all.

[And she folds the mix like a sheet.]

Now then spread the fudge into a 8x8 greased pan. Add remaining sprinkles to top, and gently press down. Or if you're like me...! [And she smacks it with a mallet.]

Now just refrigerate until completely chilled.

[Pinkie is seen eating a normal breakfast, doing the dishes, cleaning up the kitchen, and repairing the broken counter she battle axed.]

DING.

Oooh it's done! Just cut into 1 inch pieces and SERVE! Dinner is served!

Next time, we eat Applejack... tarts.

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[Don't mind him, he's still feeling a bit dazed from that. It's not often people get the jump on him...he really has been slacking lately...]

I uh......don't happen to have any coffee with you do you?

Brought that too! [And she produces a thermos of coffee.] Freshly brewed too.

Huh...wow you really thought of everything didn't you? Thank you!

[He pulls himself back up and does his best to straighten out his clothes a bit more.]

I'm one of those ponies who think of everything. [Not really, but she figured there was a need for being awesome.]

Hah, well, color me impressed then...[He lifts up the fudge and holds it up.] Cheers. [And pops it into his mouth.]

Mm, delicious.

The coffee is pretty good too. [She poured him a cup.] Any sugar or cream?

Bit of cream, if you please, thanks again.

[He laughs a little, falling back into his seat.]

I have to say...you're one of the nicest pony's I've met around here, also one of the most...energetic ones I've met too.

Just being Pinkie after all. There's never anything wrong with being nice after all. Friendship yanno!

Well at least I'm glad I'm not alone in the color based names department.

[He beams brightly.]

The color suits you.

Pink is the Pinkie Pie choice of color after all! It's so great being thematic!

And your color suits you!

Well thank ya muchly! Crimson is Crmsn's color of choice I suppose. Though I always figured myself a magenta to be honest.

Say, would it be alright if I asked you something?

Hehehe yeah you kinda look more like a magenta to me honestly.

And sure, go ahead. I'm pretty easy with questions.

This might sound a little strange...but just how strong is Friendship where you're from? Or just...bonds in general.

Oh it's super strong! Back home we blasted Sunset Shimmer who turned into a mind-controlling demon lady who tried to take over Equestria with a army of zombie teenagers!

[Sqeaky grin!]

Huh...

[Sounds like Thursday's back home...He takes a sip of the coffee having let it cool a bit.]

That kind of magic is strong in Equestria isn't it?

Yeah but it wasn't Equestria. It was Earth. Equestrian City in Canterlot High School.

Oh! So you're a uh, an alternate universe then. An offshoot, a lot of similarities but as a whole different.

[That...kind of makes it better. He pulls forwards a notebook and flips it open. The shadow of his pen rising up like a tendril, bringing up his pen and jotting down a few notes for him. When lacking fingers, it's nice that you already have an alternate means to write.]

...seems to be a pretty strong theme here all the same. Working together. Bonds. Friendship. Need more data though...and why did she disregard it any talking of it...

[He shakes his head clear and sighs, the shadow vanishing abruptly and the pen clattering back to the table. He turns, smiling at her tiredly.]

Sorry, I'm still stuck in work mode I guess, I don't mean to be so distracted with company around. Thank you again for the fudge and coffee, I really do appreciate it. Do you make a lot of treats like these often?

It's all good. I'm just trying to help everyone that comes along. I realize my world is a lot different from others. [And it wasn't like she was trying to avoid questions or anything, she was just being Pinkie Pie.]

Oh I live in Sugarcube Corner, so it's my job actually.

[He wasn't talking about Pinkie disregarding anything...more thinking back on something else.

He taps a hoof to his chin.]

Do you take delivery orders by any chance?

Yeah I do actually. Sugarcube Corner delivers every so often.

Think I could put an order in for the next couple days? I'm gonna be here a while and the more time I can devote for research the better.

[Crmsn....Crmsn no. You're already at workaholic status.]

I'd gladly pay in advance even.

Sure, but you need to get a little sleep. Try and not to overwork yourself. [Pinkie produced a pencil and pad of paper.] What do you want?

[Pinkie plz.]

I can promise to try. Just as soon as I make some headway.

[he smiles.]

I'd love some more of that coffee, and...you make muffins?

Muffins, cookies, bread, all sorts of stuff. Though Applejack's the better cook between us for Apple Foods.

Great, then I'll also take a dozen muffins, and two dozen of your favorite cookies. That should tide me over the next couple days I think.

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