In Swenglish [Visual]

[forwantofapartycannon]

[Soft gentle music could be heard as it shows the inside of a bedroom. As the sun rises, a bleary Pinkie Pie crawls out of bed. She drags herself labourously towards the kitchen where she pulls out a tube of frosting.

Taking a dollop, her flat hair explodes into full awareness as she rises up screaming.]

REGULAR! ORDINARY! PONYVILLE MEAL TIME!

BREAKFAST OF FUDGY CHAMPIONS!

IN SWENGLISH!

[Pinkie slams the tray down, ingredient after ingredient.]

2 CUPS WHITE OR YELLOW CAKE MIX!

2 CUPS POWDERED SUGAR!

1 STICK BUTTER! Cut... INTO 4 PIECES!

[Pinkie hefted a battle axe and sliced the butter with three clean chops.]

1 CUP MILK!

[She ripped open the top and poured a cup, and then guzzled the rest.]

1/2 CUP WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIPS! 1/2 CUP SPRINKLES! BUT THIS ISN'T EPIC, THIS IS ORDINARY! WE'LL JUST EAT WHAT'S LEFT!

[And Pinkie raised the sprinkles and chocolate, only to get a cleared throat from Mrs. Cake who was staring at her, with coffee cup. Pinkie reluctantly lowered it down.]

In a microwave proof mixing bowl, combine dry cake mix and powdered sugar!

[She poured and then raised a hoof.] PUNCH IT! [And the world exploded into flour.]

Add in butter and milk. Don't even think about mother[quack]ing stirring!

Then you just microwave for 2 minutes!

[Cut to Pinkie watching the batter bubble.]

MIX IT GOOD! [And she spun the bowl on a DJ Turn Table.]

Okay that's enough of that. ONTO THE GOOD PART! Once Wubbed, add in white chocolate chips. AND THEN WUB AGAIN!

AHEM.

Or just stir.

[Cut to Pinkie quietly stirring.]

Fold in about half the sprinkles. Don't even bother measuring. This is chocolate we're making after all.

[And she folds the mix like a sheet.]

Now then spread the fudge into a 8x8 greased pan. Add remaining sprinkles to top, and gently press down. Or if you're like me...! [And she smacks it with a mallet.]

Now just refrigerate until completely chilled.

[Pinkie is seen eating a normal breakfast, doing the dishes, cleaning up the kitchen, and repairing the broken counter she battle axed.]

DING.

Oooh it's done! Just cut into 1 inch pieces and SERVE! Dinner is served!

Next time, we eat Applejack... tarts.

Comments

[visual]

[stormbroken]

[HOLY HELL WHAT IN THE

WHAT

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING SHE HAD A ROUGH NIGHT AT THE DECANTER THIS IS LIKE THE WORST HANGOVER AND SHE DIDN'T EVEN GET DRUNK

oh it's just pinkie pie. figures.]

...next time, kid, try laying off the chocolate-covered coffee beans.

Re: [visual]

[forwantofapartycannon]

Gotta keep with the theme. Want some cake batter fudge?

[visual]

[stormbroken]

...wanna go back to sleep, but the ringing in my ears is probably gonna stop that from happening.

Keep an order on hand. I'd probably puke if I had some right now, but maybe later tonight...

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Breakfast of champions! Sugar, gotta love it. But yeah I'll keep a order on hand then.

[Visual]

[theytookmypants]

[well that's one way to wake someone up. There's a mad panic in his eyes briefly still half buried in whatever he was dreaming.]

CB get'th kids t' safety!! We....we're.....

[A few more bleary eyed blinks and he stares at the impromptu cooking show. Thank Azulongmon, it's just ponies.]

Why are we baking fudge for breakfast?

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Because it's the breakfast of champions, duh! Fudge?

[Visual]

[theytookmypants]

[he stares at the scroll thoughtfully for a moment. Then shrugs.]

I can't actually argue that logic...sure. Save me a slice.

[Action]

[pirateponyprincess]

[Don't look now, Pinkie, but you suddenly have one less piece of fudge than you did a moment ago.]

[No, wait, make that two. Or three.]

[The alicorn casually strolling by outside has absolutely nothing to do with this. Pay no attention to her or the small, suspiciously fudge-shaped satchel she has with her.]

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Hey! The fudge is gone! ... aw well, time to make more! [One timelapse later and she's pulling it out of the fridge.]

[Action]

[pirateponyprincess]

[And again, a small chunk off the corner disappears when Pinkie looks away.]

[Oh, look, there's Celestia again. What a coincidence.]

[rafflesia_neighponi]

[It was a nice morning in Ponyville. Down at Nozomi's place, Reimi was sleeping peacefully. Despite being a flower pony, she didn't usually wake up with the sun; rather, it was usually a little after. Today wasn't a planned exception.

Until her scroll started yelling at her.

Reimi bolted up, flattening her ears and holding one down with a hoof as she opened the scroll to...well, that. Cue not happy plant pony.]

What in Arceus' name?!

[forwantofapartycannon]

Wooo fudge for everyone! [Guess who needs more sugar, or less of it.]

[rafflesia_neighponi]

[Reimi paws at her ears for a moment to try to get rid of the ringing, rather unsuccessfully.]

For breakfast??

[visual]

[strengthinkindness]

U-Uh...Pinkie...?

[What on earth was that?]

Re: [visual]

[forwantofapartycannon]

Hi Fluttershy! Like my cooking show? I was trying a new approach to it.

[visual]

[strengthinkindness]

[It was the first time this Fluttershy had seen a Pinkie in this world, but it was nice to see some things were still the same.]

U-Um...it was very...informative.

[Visual]

[mistweaver]

[Clearly the zebra has been startled awake. Her mane is everywhere.]

PUNCH IT INTO SUBMISSION!!!

[Pauuuuse...]

Oooh. Does it need to be punched into submission?

Re: [Visual]

[forwantofapartycannon]

We're past the punching part of the first batch, but I'll make more fudge. Sound good?

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[mistweaver]

Only if I can come and watch! I have tried fudge but I have never made it!

[And she'd only just tried fudge at the Games, so...]

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[appletastic]

[She's just watching, transfixed. Wow, Pinkie. Someone's had more sugar than usual this fine day? She's silent for a bit, but then there's that last part...]

Wait just a minute. What are y'all planning to eat next time? 'Cause I sure hope I heard wrong.

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[forwantofapartycannon]

Ahahaha haaaaaaaah... sorry, did I go too far with that joke cousin? Sorry, I meant to say Apple Tarts and not Applejack tarts.

[She's sticking out her tongue in sillyness too.]

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[appletastic]

Oh, all right! Sounds good to me.

So long as I'm not being eaten, we'll have a good time.

[visual]

[needsteaplz]

[Saori's already awake to get the tea house ready by the time the scroll goes off. That still gets a jolt out of her though.]

Fudge for breakfast... Well, I guess whatever floats your boat I guess. I've yet to see somepony with cavities.

A shame we can't really eat meat anymore. The only way to top this off is with some bacon.

[Saori why?

Re: [visual]

[forwantofapartycannon]

You do know we have hay bacon strips right? Those things I practically live on too.

[Which y'know, is still as fattening as regular bacon strips.]

[visual]

[needsteaplz]

...I'm a little embarrassed to say I forgot those existed. I really should use them often in my cooking.