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mylittlejamjar2014-08-25 11:55 am
forwantofapartycannon) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-08-25 11:55 am
In Swenglish [Visual]
[Soft gentle music could be heard as it shows the inside of a bedroom. As the sun rises, a bleary Pinkie Pie crawls out of bed. She drags herself labourously towards the kitchen where she pulls out a tube of frosting.
Taking a dollop, her flat hair explodes into full awareness as she rises up screaming.]
REGULAR! ORDINARY! PONYVILLE MEAL TIME!
BREAKFAST OF FUDGY CHAMPIONS!
IN SWENGLISH!
[Pinkie slams the tray down, ingredient after ingredient.]
2 CUPS WHITE OR YELLOW CAKE MIX!
2 CUPS POWDERED SUGAR!
1 STICK BUTTER! Cut... INTO 4 PIECES!
[Pinkie hefted a battle axe and sliced the butter with three clean chops.]
1 CUP MILK!
[She ripped open the top and poured a cup, and then guzzled the rest.]
1/2 CUP WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIPS! 1/2 CUP SPRINKLES! BUT THIS ISN'T EPIC, THIS IS ORDINARY! WE'LL JUST EAT WHAT'S LEFT!
[And Pinkie raised the sprinkles and chocolate, only to get a cleared throat from Mrs. Cake who was staring at her, with coffee cup. Pinkie reluctantly lowered it down.]
In a microwave proof mixing bowl, combine dry cake mix and powdered sugar!
[She poured and then raised a hoof.] PUNCH IT! [And the world exploded into flour.]
Add in butter and milk. Don't even think about mother[quack]ing stirring!
Then you just microwave for 2 minutes!
[Cut to Pinkie watching the batter bubble.]
MIX IT GOOD! [And she spun the bowl on a DJ Turn Table.]
Okay that's enough of that. ONTO THE GOOD PART! Once Wubbed, add in white chocolate chips. AND THEN WUB AGAIN!
AHEM.
Or just stir.
[Cut to Pinkie quietly stirring.]
Fold in about half the sprinkles. Don't even bother measuring. This is chocolate we're making after all.
[And she folds the mix like a sheet.]
Now then spread the fudge into a 8x8 greased pan. Add remaining sprinkles to top, and gently press down. Or if you're like me...! [And she smacks it with a mallet.]
Now just refrigerate until completely chilled.
[Pinkie is seen eating a normal breakfast, doing the dishes, cleaning up the kitchen, and repairing the broken counter she battle axed.]
DING.
Oooh it's done! Just cut into 1 inch pieces and SERVE! Dinner is served!
Next time, we eat Applejack... tarts.
Taking a dollop, her flat hair explodes into full awareness as she rises up screaming.]
REGULAR! ORDINARY! PONYVILLE MEAL TIME!
BREAKFAST OF FUDGY CHAMPIONS!
IN SWENGLISH!
[Pinkie slams the tray down, ingredient after ingredient.]
2 CUPS WHITE OR YELLOW CAKE MIX!
2 CUPS POWDERED SUGAR!
1 STICK BUTTER! Cut... INTO 4 PIECES!
[Pinkie hefted a battle axe and sliced the butter with three clean chops.]
1 CUP MILK!
[She ripped open the top and poured a cup, and then guzzled the rest.]
1/2 CUP WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIPS! 1/2 CUP SPRINKLES! BUT THIS ISN'T EPIC, THIS IS ORDINARY! WE'LL JUST EAT WHAT'S LEFT!
[And Pinkie raised the sprinkles and chocolate, only to get a cleared throat from Mrs. Cake who was staring at her, with coffee cup. Pinkie reluctantly lowered it down.]
In a microwave proof mixing bowl, combine dry cake mix and powdered sugar!
[She poured and then raised a hoof.] PUNCH IT! [And the world exploded into flour.]
Add in butter and milk. Don't even think about mother[quack]ing stirring!
Then you just microwave for 2 minutes!
[Cut to Pinkie watching the batter bubble.]
MIX IT GOOD! [And she spun the bowl on a DJ Turn Table.]
Okay that's enough of that. ONTO THE GOOD PART! Once Wubbed, add in white chocolate chips. AND THEN WUB AGAIN!
AHEM.
Or just stir.
[Cut to Pinkie quietly stirring.]
Fold in about half the sprinkles. Don't even bother measuring. This is chocolate we're making after all.
[And she folds the mix like a sheet.]
Now then spread the fudge into a 8x8 greased pan. Add remaining sprinkles to top, and gently press down. Or if you're like me...! [And she smacks it with a mallet.]
Now just refrigerate until completely chilled.
[Pinkie is seen eating a normal breakfast, doing the dishes, cleaning up the kitchen, and repairing the broken counter she battle axed.]
DING.
Oooh it's done! Just cut into 1 inch pieces and SERVE! Dinner is served!
Next time, we eat Applejack... tarts.
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