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mylittlejamjar2014-08-27 07:32 pm
scienceintensifies) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-08-27 07:32 pm
2nd Experiment
[Have an awkward looking unicorn, Ponyville.]
Right. So. First off, just wanna say, I'd like to apologize for a little... misunderstanding. That occurred when I arrived here. I had assumed this was. A different universe. I don't plan on taking over anyone [He coughs quickly in a way that sounds a little like "for now".]. No ill intentions.
You should really learn to differentiate yourselves more.
Now, to business. Assuming terrifying elder gods aren't your usual cup of acids, I'd like to offer my assistance in any matters relating to said horrors. In a scientific aspect, of course. Don't even want to think about going near something like that unprepared again.
On a more... personal note, can someone direct me to a place to spend my nights? And that local library? It appears my GPS didn't arrive with me.
[A voice off-screen scoffs.] And he never got off his behind and actually explored his surroundings.
[Linksano turns to glare at the voice... presumably. His eyebrows are hidden behind the goggles, but his frown is very visible.]
Do you mind? Now I have to film the whole thing all over again!
Wha- isn't it live?
Of course not! Its quite clearl- oh. Drat.
[The scroll immediately shuts off.]
Right. So. First off, just wanna say, I'd like to apologize for a little... misunderstanding. That occurred when I arrived here. I had assumed this was. A different universe. I don't plan on taking over anyone [He coughs quickly in a way that sounds a little like "for now".]. No ill intentions.
You should really learn to differentiate yourselves more.
Now, to business. Assuming terrifying elder gods aren't your usual cup of acids, I'd like to offer my assistance in any matters relating to said horrors. In a scientific aspect, of course. Don't even want to think about going near something like that unprepared again.
On a more... personal note, can someone direct me to a place to spend my nights? And that local library? It appears my GPS didn't arrive with me.
[A voice off-screen scoffs.] And he never got off his behind and actually explored his surroundings.
[Linksano turns to glare at the voice... presumably. His eyebrows are hidden behind the goggles, but his frown is very visible.]
Do you mind? Now I have to film the whole thing all over again!
Wha- isn't it live?
Of course not! Its quite clearl- oh. Drat.
[The scroll immediately shuts off.]
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Oh, of course! A scientist must be always be clean, for the sake of the experiments!
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[HE'S HELPING.]
Heeeeeey, if you're a science guy, what's your opinion on drill arms?
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What.
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What's your opinion on 'em?
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Drill arms are both scientifically possible and useful to have. Always wanted to make one if I had the time.
[Visual]
...Bearferably in the shape of a drill.
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[This is the tone of someone who is totally up for doing something really really stupid.]
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So badly, I could just BURST!
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Assuming I could find a way to attach the drills while somehow keeping the design choice within the parameters of Pollyanna's Adorable Theorem while avoiding the Uncanny Valley... It could be done!