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mylittlejamjar2014-08-27 07:32 pm
scienceintensifies) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-08-27 07:32 pm
2nd Experiment
[Have an awkward looking unicorn, Ponyville.]
Right. So. First off, just wanna say, I'd like to apologize for a little... misunderstanding. That occurred when I arrived here. I had assumed this was. A different universe. I don't plan on taking over anyone [He coughs quickly in a way that sounds a little like "for now".]. No ill intentions.
You should really learn to differentiate yourselves more.
Now, to business. Assuming terrifying elder gods aren't your usual cup of acids, I'd like to offer my assistance in any matters relating to said horrors. In a scientific aspect, of course. Don't even want to think about going near something like that unprepared again.
On a more... personal note, can someone direct me to a place to spend my nights? And that local library? It appears my GPS didn't arrive with me.
[A voice off-screen scoffs.] And he never got off his behind and actually explored his surroundings.
[Linksano turns to glare at the voice... presumably. His eyebrows are hidden behind the goggles, but his frown is very visible.]
Do you mind? Now I have to film the whole thing all over again!
Wha- isn't it live?
Of course not! Its quite clearl- oh. Drat.
[The scroll immediately shuts off.]
Right. So. First off, just wanna say, I'd like to apologize for a little... misunderstanding. That occurred when I arrived here. I had assumed this was. A different universe. I don't plan on taking over anyone [He coughs quickly in a way that sounds a little like "for now".]. No ill intentions.
You should really learn to differentiate yourselves more.
Now, to business. Assuming terrifying elder gods aren't your usual cup of acids, I'd like to offer my assistance in any matters relating to said horrors. In a scientific aspect, of course. Don't even want to think about going near something like that unprepared again.
On a more... personal note, can someone direct me to a place to spend my nights? And that local library? It appears my GPS didn't arrive with me.
[A voice off-screen scoffs.] And he never got off his behind and actually explored his surroundings.
[Linksano turns to glare at the voice... presumably. His eyebrows are hidden behind the goggles, but his frown is very visible.]
Do you mind? Now I have to film the whole thing all over again!
Wha- isn't it live?
Of course not! Its quite clearl- oh. Drat.
[The scroll immediately shuts off.]
[private visual]
I'm... wait, do I even have a name?
[Linksano pauses to consider that.] Didn't Linkara name you?
...no.
Guess not then.
[She lets out a long suffering sigh.] Then I'm "The Walking Foam Lizard", I guess.
[private visual]
You...you're a walkin' foam lizard. [What the BUCK, Linksano.] Look, if you're gonna create life, you really oughta name it. Ain't right not to.
[private visual]
Look, she was a gift to Linkara. If he couldn't come up with a name, that's his fault.
Sure it is.
[private visual]
You thought of pickin' your own name out?
[private visual]
Uh. Not really, no. I'm guess I should think over some potential names.
[private visual]
...I'm Harvey Finevoice, not sure if we've met. [Time travel is irritating.]
[private visual]
Which I clarified was not allowed.
We sort of met once. You were mostly talking to yourself.
[private visual]
[He obviously finds that weird. Since when does he run around talkin' to himself? He ain't York
anymore.]Well, nice to meet ya proper, then. And I actually kinda agree with Lizzie, that's kinda like namin' a dog "Doggie".