mylittlejamjar | 2nd Experiment

[Have an awkward looking unicorn, Ponyville.]

Right. So. First off, just wanna say, I'd like to apologize for a little... misunderstanding. That occurred when I arrived here. I had assumed this was. A different universe. I don't plan on taking over anyone [He coughs quickly in a way that sounds a little like "for now".]. No ill intentions.

You should really learn to differentiate yourselves more.

Now, to business. Assuming terrifying elder gods aren't your usual cup of acids, I'd like to offer my assistance in any matters relating to said horrors. In a scientific aspect, of course. Don't even want to think about going near something like that unprepared again.

On a more... personal note, can someone direct me to a place to spend my nights? And that local library? It appears my GPS didn't arrive with me.

[A voice off-screen scoffs.] And he never got off his behind and actually explored his surroundings.

[Linksano turns to glare at the voice... presumably. His eyebrows are hidden behind the goggles, but his frown is very visible.]

Do you mind? Now I have to film the whole thing all over again!

Wha- isn't it live?

Of course not! Its quite clearl- oh. Drat.

[The scroll immediately shuts off.]

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...Does she mean me?

Pretty sure she means you, hold on...

[He quickly tilts the scroll toward this little lady]

Meet one of my more recent creations!

That he hasn't named.

I assumed Linkara wou-

Forget it. I'm the Walking Foam Lizard. Nice to meet you.

Hey, nice to meet you.

[Because really, a little walking foam lizard isn't too weird considering everything else she's seen and done in her life.]

Man, he didn't name you? That's rude. You ever thought of just taking a name yourself.

It is not my responsibility to name anyone! And I was busy!

I... guess I could name myself. I hadn't really thought of that.

Well it's kind of rude if you're gonna make something and not give it a name man. That'd be like having a kid and forcing it to use like ABC blocks to try and figure out what it's called.

Well...sure you could man. I mean, you could call yourself like...Blue. Or Foamy. Or Lizzie.

...I'm sorry man, I'm kinda just focusing on your physical traits. I should probably let you think what you want to be called.

[Was that racist, what she just did? She's not sure if it's possible to be racist to, like, foam lizard creatures.]

I didn't even know she would be able to think, let alone be able to speak. She was just supposed to be a present.

Its a start, at least. Better than Walking Foam Lizard.

[Her name is pretty much at rock bottom right now, she's accepting ALL suggestions.]

Man, come on!

Don't say that right in front of Lizzie!

[Yeah, she's just going to go ahead and call it Lizzie. Hell. She doesn't know anything better to call it.]

How would you like it if your parents were just like "you were born to be a present to this random stranger?" Have some decency towards the things you make, man!

Bu- I'm not her father!

Oh Celestia, are you?

No! I mean, I created you and all but-

[CUE ALL THE SHOCK AND HORROR FROM BOTH OF THEM.]

Oh sweet mother of hawking no.

Kill me.

Okay I think you both might be taking this a bit too hard, you know!

I mean, sure mistakes were made but this could still work out in the end! I mean you have a chance to get to know each other better now! It could be a fresh start for your relationship here!

[Clearly the father-daughter relationship between this foam lizard and mad scientist man is very important.]

My father is a man who created me with a giant wire sticking out of my back. This doesn't bode well.

I told you, its integral for your spine to work.

Also not a good sign.

Well, okay, that shows kind of a lack of foresight - like a massive lack of it - but we're not here to judge! I mean no father's perfect. I mean, every father misses like a soccer game once in a while or like a school play or something! And once in a while a father just might make a horrible design that'll effect their child's spine and their every movement!

Every father finds their own way to make mistakes but that's okay, because we'll make those same mistakes with our children! That's being a family, man: it's a circle of mistakes no one really learns or grows from!

Edited 2014-08-29 08:08 (UTC)

...Uh. Wow. I really meant that to be a lot more inspirational, you know, but that all kind of just came pouring out.

Sorry about that.

[Uh. Wow. Both of them kind of give Surprise a look of confusion.]

Its, uh. Its fine, really.

Yeah, sure.

[There's an awkward silence. They... aren't really sure how else to respond.]

[Yeah as frequent a visitor as awkward silence is to her, probably time to get that out of here for the moment.]

Look what I'm saying is that disappointment in others is kind of a part of life, whether it's from the guy who made you or from the grocer down the block who screwed up how you like your bags packed.

But that's okay and you tend to forgive disappointment because you'll see on the whole disappointment is pretty infrequent.

[There's some awkward shuffling as they consider the point.]

...Worth a shot, I guess.

For science.

...of course.

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