polyturtle: (I'M TTLY MODEST)
Donatello Hamato ([personal profile] polyturtle) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2013-06-21 07:08 pm

2 Pizzas [visual]

[Hey there, everyone! Here's someone who hasn't been on the network much; He seems to be working on painting the panel!]

Ok...and...done!

[...Wait. Why is Don's voice coming from behind the scroll. As Don's voice speaks, his body starts awkwardly trotting in several different directions, as if it were indecisive.]

Ok, now that I'm...done...nope, right, go right...turrrrrn around...Ok.

[And as Don's body turns, well...be prepared, Equestrians, as his head tilts around - finally - looks at the camera.

He has no face.

No.

Really.]

So, uh...I'm just wondering. Those who...might know something about equine medicine. Is it normal for your face to float away from the rest of your body while you sleep? Because...that happened. And...every time I try to get my body towards my face it...randomly starts floating towards another part of the room. I can...mostly control my body, but since it can't see where it's going...you can see where problems would start.

[There is a sheepish chucking at this. The body, meanwhile, is tilting its head and scratching its back with its back hind leg.]

If this is not normal, ah, just for the record, I am not allergic to penicillin. And...take your time getting here to check me out if you need to, I'm in my home and not...going to be going anywhere for...obvious reasons. And, uh, no pain. Just...this.

[At this, the horse body began to feel around for the scroll, in order to turn it off.]

Nope, wait, overeaching-

[Click.]
zebrarhyme_everytime: (d'oh!)

[personal profile] zebrarhyme_everytime 2013-06-21 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I warned that in Everfree you could lose your face!
But still ponies kept going in that place!

[Zecora's grumbling accompanies her tossing some ingredients and potions into a bag.]
zebrarhyme_everytime: (digging for water or whatnot)

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[personal profile] zebrarhyme_everytime 2013-06-23 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be there in a short while
I must find a few herbs from my pile.
ponymechanic: (annoyed)

[personal profile] ponymechanic 2013-06-21 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[Don't mind the dark circle under his eyes.] ...What did you do?
ponymechanic: (annoyed)

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[personal profile] ponymechanic 2013-06-21 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Well yeah besides that. As far as I know, that's not supposed to happen.

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buckleupforsafety: (lineface)

[voice]

[personal profile] buckleupforsafety 2013-06-21 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That kind of thing's not contagious, is it?
buckleupforsafety: (just shoot me now!)

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[personal profile] buckleupforsafety 2013-06-25 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
As far as you know...

Do they make hoof sanitizer here?
noxequus: (hearing the sound of the luna sea)

[personal profile] noxequus 2013-06-22 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Staaaaaaaaaare. She's going to just stare at this for a good long while.]

You have not... encountered Discord recently, have you, Donatello? Large gentleman, looks as a bunch of creatures thrust together in a melting pot?

This seems like his work, or a reaction to poison joke.
noxequus: (hmm...)

[personal profile] noxequus 2013-06-26 01:52 pm (UTC)(link)
...Perhaps another side-effect of the odd virus that you had contracted...? You had brought it into Kon Ran with you, after all...

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emperor_cowboy: (Horse - Usual freak out)

[personal profile] emperor_cowboy 2013-06-22 05:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[He blinks at the scroll once... twice... before he finally screams at the top of his lungs and drops the darn thing.]
surpriserainbows: (Don't you want to have fun)

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[personal profile] surpriserainbows 2013-06-23 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh yeah man. That happens all the time in my world to ponies! There's a real simple cure to it don't worry!
surpriserainbows: (I can float lighter than a feather)

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[personal profile] surpriserainbows 2013-06-23 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Simple it's called put the scroll down and get to the doctor what's wrong with you?

[Its amazing how shrill her voice can become when worried. Don seriously what are you doing.

...Oh right it might be hard to get to the doctor if you're having that much trouble with your face.]


Look do you need me to come over and help you get to a doctor cause I will man.

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iron_mare: (!!!)

[personal profile] iron_mare 2013-06-23 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[What. What. He may not even realize Liz is there because she's just gaping horrified.]

What in the hay happened to you?!
iron_mare: (!!!)

[personal profile] iron_mare 2013-06-27 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
What have you even been doing?

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gunsnponies: ([ ! ])

[personal profile] gunsnponies 2013-06-24 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Just... what... alright... ]

I've seen weird things b'fore but t'hell?
gunsnponies: (04_)

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[personal profile] gunsnponies 2013-06-25 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
...hi. .....how'd that even happen'n th'first place?

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mercuryangel: (shock)

[personal profile] mercuryangel 2013-06-25 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
...This isn't anything like anything I've ever seen!!! Where are you???
mercuryangel: (confidence)

[personal profile] mercuryangel 2013-06-27 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a healer. I can't let something like that go untreated!

[Even if she has zero experience with it. Which she does.

Even if she has no idea how to get to the sewers. Which she doesn't.]