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[buckleupforsafety]

[When it starts, the video's vantage point is of 24 peering down at his scroll.]

Aw yeah, look at this!

[He disappears from view and then his face is replaced by a slightly rumpled copy of Hoovesweek clutched between his teeth. It's open to the positive review of their wings.]

Mroo huvs mup!

[24 spits out the magazine.]

If you missed our show in the park, we're still taking pre-orders. Talk to us if you don't want to get left on the ground.

Comments

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh, right.

I still don't know. Get drunk and pray we don't pick up any chicks?

[buckleupforsafety]

Can we still call them chicks if they're horses?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

What do we call them, fillies?

[buckleupforsafety]

"Get drunk and pray we don't pick up any fillies"?

I feel like John Wayne when I say that. Let's go back to chicks.

Fuck you I was eating a donut and nearly choked at the mental... image? of John Wayne saying that.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Plus, hey, I'm sure that 'chicks' isn't a thing here, so we won't end up with any ponies crying misogyny for saying it.

Oh god sorry! It wasn't some secret plot to kill you!

[buckleupforsafety]

Whatever we call them, if I even felt like I could be attracted to a female pony, Brock Samson's younger sister is the only one I've met I wouldn't worry was underage.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Oh god, and she's got that crazy pony-fro thing going on. That's awful. Just totally awful. Not to mention the fact that she's like, freakishly huge.

[buckleupforsafety]

And why do I feel like Princess Celestia would never let us live it down?

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

... Us?

No way! Leave me out of your hypothetical bestiality situation!

[buckleupforsafety]

You said "we"!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

You're the one who brought up Flare Star!

[buckleupforsafety]

I didn't even remember her name!

And I only brought her up to make a point.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

A gross point!

[buckleupforsafety]

Exactly!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Let's just drop it and never think about this again.

Now we can just link to this thread any time a shipping meme comes up on plurk.

[buckleupforsafety]

Agreed.

Back home, I was super bitter about my never-ending exclusive relationship with Miss Michigan. Here, it could fall off and I wouldn't even care because I'm never using it again.

Hurray!! Easy answer!

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

I never thought I'd be so miserable about being hung like a horse.

[buckleupforsafety]

OK, I know I started it, but let's never think about this again, either.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

You really need to stop bringing up awful things.

[buckleupforsafety]

I can go back to talking about pastel post-it notes.

[whywouldyoubuckleup]

Better that than the alternatives!