For My First Trick - Accidental Video

[meltsicecastles]

"Okay, no. No. Non non non. Uh-uh. I'm not embarrassing myself, again, the way I did LAST time I went to another world."

Hey, is that Trixie Lulamoon? She looks... good. She has more muscle and seems to have been eating better than - just say this can't be the native Trix, the one who spent time starving and farming rocks. Her cloak and wizard hat is still gaudy, but seems to be made of higher grade material, real silk and velvet.

The effect is ruined by her ranting with her back to a scroll, of course.

"This time, I'm going to ask who's in charge and who bears the Elements, I'm going to tell them exactly where I'm from and that I need to get back to my Ponyville, and I'm going to go home. No blinding a Princess! No kissing Lyra, Derpy, Carrot Top and Raindrops! No freaking out and attacking Twilight! Just - figuring - out - what's -"

She notices the scroll, and sort of... dumbly... stares at what she now knows is a two-way video transmitter.

"Merde. So much for not embarrassing myself. Okay, okay. Okay! I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, I am emphatically not the Trixie you know if you know one, and could someone tell me where in Tartarus I am and who is in charge here, merci boucoup?"

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[mostloyalpony]

...I'm in charge of one of the Elements! The name's Rainbow Dash!

[meltsicecastles]

(She shakes her head, chuckling. Rainbow bearing an element - bearing LOYALTY, especially - she'll never get used to that.)

Which one, mon ami? And if I could hazard a guess - Celestia rules, no?

[mostloyalpony]

(Rainbow's chuckling a bit herself, not at all used to hearing Trixie speak with an accent.)

Loyalty! And, yeah...but Princess Luna takes care of everything when it comes to the night, or actually when it comes to our dreams.

[meltsicecastles]

(Oh, she thinks THIS is an accent? This is just Trix throwing in Prench for punctuation. The accent will cost her the price of a tumbler of bourbon on the rocks.)

Then this is Celestia's - no, no, it CAN'T be exactly if you don't remember me. But much like Celestia's world as I remember it.

Plus ca change...

Who else bears the Elements?

[mostloyalpony]

(Eh, Rainbow's up for actually spending some time with another Trixie. Especially if she's from another world!)

Of course I know who you are, Trixie! But you're a little different than what I remember.

Fluttershy's bears Kindness, Applejack bears Honesty, Rariry with Generosity, Pinkie Pie with Laughter...(pause for dramatic effect!)...and Twilight with the Element of Magic! Who bears the Elements in your world?

[meltsicecastles]

EXACTLY like the Unconquered Sun's Equestria... no offense, but the only one of you that did not surprise me with thier Element was Pinkie.

All of the ponies I... mentioned kissing... were Bearers in the Moon's Equestria. Cheerilee as well. I bear Magic, and I should probably mention this on a public announcement because everypony and thier daughter will ask, shouldn't I?

[mostloyalpony]

Hehe, pretty sure Pinkie won't be offended so none taken!

...Seriously? When did you kiss Cheerilee and Derpy?! That's cool that they all held the Elements! Hehe, yeah...they might ask if it comes up.

[meltsicecastles]

It was the somatic component of a memory transfer spell, if they ask WHY. I'm not interested in... I'm not INTERESTED.

(She pulls a face, like she's smelled mold.)

[mostloyalpony]

Hey now, I was just curious! Pretty sure they won't ask...well, Derpy might but she might be curious too.

A memory transfer spell? Twilight accidentally switched our Cutie Marks which totally changed our destinies once. She had to get us to see how much our friends meant to us before they could switch back.

[meltsicecastles]

So a typical week in Ponyville, then?

[mostloyalpony]

Hehehe, yeah! Just another regular old week in Ponyville.

So, you're a Dame back in your Equestria?

[meltsicecastles]

I shall have to tell you all about that adventure sometime later. I could buy you a drink at Berry's...

...this Equestria does have a Berry's, yes? Soda shop by day, bar by night?

[mostloyalpony]

Sure! It's been a while since I went there myself, but I'm pretty sure it's still around in this Equestria.

(Having drinks with Trixie...Rainbow never thought she'd see the day. And then came Friends Forever #6...)