For My First Trick - Accidental Video

[meltsicecastles]

"Okay, no. No. Non non non. Uh-uh. I'm not embarrassing myself, again, the way I did LAST time I went to another world."

Hey, is that Trixie Lulamoon? She looks... good. She has more muscle and seems to have been eating better than - just say this can't be the native Trix, the one who spent time starving and farming rocks. Her cloak and wizard hat is still gaudy, but seems to be made of higher grade material, real silk and velvet.

The effect is ruined by her ranting with her back to a scroll, of course.

"This time, I'm going to ask who's in charge and who bears the Elements, I'm going to tell them exactly where I'm from and that I need to get back to my Ponyville, and I'm going to go home. No blinding a Princess! No kissing Lyra, Derpy, Carrot Top and Raindrops! No freaking out and attacking Twilight! Just - figuring - out - what's -"

She notices the scroll, and sort of... dumbly... stares at what she now knows is a two-way video transmitter.

"Merde. So much for not embarrassing myself. Okay, okay. Okay! I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, I am emphatically not the Trixie you know if you know one, and could someone tell me where in Tartarus I am and who is in charge here, merci boucoup?"

Comments

[visual]

[marearcana]

Well I should certainly hope you don't freak out, blind, or attack me in any combination.

[Since guess who is in two of the mentioned categories.]

[discorderly]

I am in charge here - [Discord slithers the upper half of his body right out of the scroll, propping his face up on both foreclaws and grinning.] - you delightful little pony.

[Visual]

[caneattheseapples]

You're in an Equestria that's in deep shit at the moment.

Get a shovel and help us dig, cause you're probably not going home for a while.

[visual]

[strengthinkindness]

O-Oh...so you're from another Equestria too?

(Visual)

[mostloyalpony]

...I'm in charge of one of the Elements! The name's Rainbow Dash!

[noxequus]

Dame? A title granted by royalty, or by thy own expansive ego?

[There was only one from another world that she had known of that had been properly knighted, and that was Rarity...]

[Visual]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Another Trixie pops up on the scroll. She isn't wearing her usual purple cape and hat. Instead, it's high-quality silk and it's royal blue. Both her attire and the rest of her is pristine and clean.]

Ah, The Great and Powerful Trixie sees that an outsider of hers has finally seen fit to show themself into this Equestria! No doubt you shall find this to be a little odd, but 'tis of no worry!

[muffin_lover]

Oh, well, I'm flattered you want to kiss me, but, um... I don't think we know each other all that well!

[Visual]

[humanesqueheartstrings]

Believe me, it would not be the first time when somepony has kissed me out of nowhere, even if it is Trixie.

[Said with no small amount of amusement.] But I'm placing it ten to one that you're from another Equestria then and we're besties?

[trustme]

"Bonjour Dame Trixie! I admit I did not expect a version of you to speak French- if that's what you know it as- but the multiverse loves to surprise us all doesn't it?" A smiling unicorn greets her, "I am The Doctor. A visitor to this world."

"You are in Ponyville. Nowhere near Tartarus, though we have been suffering a recent attempt to turn this world into something of that sort. Sorry you didn't come when it was nicer out. We're working on clearing that up."