For My First Trick - Accidental Video

[meltsicecastles]

"Okay, no. No. Non non non. Uh-uh. I'm not embarrassing myself, again, the way I did LAST time I went to another world."

Hey, is that Trixie Lulamoon? She looks... good. She has more muscle and seems to have been eating better than - just say this can't be the native Trix, the one who spent time starving and farming rocks. Her cloak and wizard hat is still gaudy, but seems to be made of higher grade material, real silk and velvet.

The effect is ruined by her ranting with her back to a scroll, of course.

"This time, I'm going to ask who's in charge and who bears the Elements, I'm going to tell them exactly where I'm from and that I need to get back to my Ponyville, and I'm going to go home. No blinding a Princess! No kissing Lyra, Derpy, Carrot Top and Raindrops! No freaking out and attacking Twilight! Just - figuring - out - what's -"

She notices the scroll, and sort of... dumbly... stares at what she now knows is a two-way video transmitter.

"Merde. So much for not embarrassing myself. Okay, okay. Okay! I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, I am emphatically not the Trixie you know if you know one, and could someone tell me where in Tartarus I am and who is in charge here, merci boucoup?"

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[meltsicecastles]

Putting out fires is about all I ever did as Ponyville's Representative. Let me know what you need fixed, Your Highness.

[noxequus]

We shall see shortly.

Do not think less of me should I fail to resolve this myself. [Seriously. Miniskirt. You don't even know.]

Others in town could give you more thorough, unbiased information than I could, but it appears that two planetoids have been brought into orbit alongside the sun and moon as an attempt to not only choke out the light of day, but the calm of night as well. The party responsible is demanding abdication of the throne of Equestria in order to undo the potential catastrophe. In the meanwhile, we need to mitigate the damage done as much as possible.

[meltsicecastles]

I will do whatever I can to help, which is probably helping with the administrative work... unless a job for the greatest illusionist of two worlds presents itself, of course!

[noxequus]

...It may at a later date.

As a warning: Be wary of the one named Zetta. You will know him when you see him, and considering his standards when it comes to those with proper power, you may find him... rather unsavory.

[...You know, ignoring the whole Nemesis and Antithesis thing. No, she's honestly more concerned Zetta will perv on Dame Trixie just as hard as he pervs on the native variety.]

[meltsicecastles]

(And given that Dame Trixie's opinion of romance can be expressed in two words, the first one of which rhymes with 'bell' and the second beginning with an 'N...')

Zetta would be our latest Tirac of the month, I take it?

[noxequus]

This is his latest attempt, yes. Perhaps if lasting damage is done, my native self and native sister will step in on a more permanent basis. If not... then it is likely to be met with a simple slap on the hoof.