Dame Trixie Lulamoon, the Element of Magic (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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mylittlejamjar2014-09-14 09:37 pm
meltsicecastles) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-09-14 09:37 pm
For My First Trick - Accidental Video
"Okay, no. No. Non non non. Uh-uh. I'm not embarrassing myself, again, the way I did LAST time I went to another world."
Hey, is that Trixie Lulamoon? She looks... good. She has more muscle and seems to have been eating better than - just say this can't be the native Trix, the one who spent time starving and farming rocks. Her cloak and wizard hat is still gaudy, but seems to be made of higher grade material, real silk and velvet.
The effect is ruined by her ranting with her back to a scroll, of course.
"This time, I'm going to ask who's in charge and who bears the Elements, I'm going to tell them exactly where I'm from and that I need to get back to my Ponyville, and I'm going to go home. No blinding a Princess! No kissing Lyra, Derpy, Carrot Top and Raindrops! No freaking out and attacking Twilight! Just - figuring - out - what's -"
She notices the scroll, and sort of... dumbly... stares at what she now knows is a two-way video transmitter.
"Merde. So much for not embarrassing myself. Okay, okay. Okay! I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, I am emphatically not the Trixie you know if you know one, and could someone tell me where in Tartarus I am and who is in charge here, merci boucoup?"
Hey, is that Trixie Lulamoon? She looks... good. She has more muscle and seems to have been eating better than - just say this can't be the native Trix, the one who spent time starving and farming rocks. Her cloak and wizard hat is still gaudy, but seems to be made of higher grade material, real silk and velvet.
The effect is ruined by her ranting with her back to a scroll, of course.
"This time, I'm going to ask who's in charge and who bears the Elements, I'm going to tell them exactly where I'm from and that I need to get back to my Ponyville, and I'm going to go home. No blinding a Princess! No kissing Lyra, Derpy, Carrot Top and Raindrops! No freaking out and attacking Twilight! Just - figuring - out - what's -"
She notices the scroll, and sort of... dumbly... stares at what she now knows is a two-way video transmitter.
"Merde. So much for not embarrassing myself. Okay, okay. Okay! I am Dame Trixie Lulamoon, I am emphatically not the Trixie you know if you know one, and could someone tell me where in Tartarus I am and who is in charge here, merci boucoup?"
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Wait, no, as a FRIEND and fellow element-bearer! A FRIEND! I don't know if I swing a way but it's certianly not that one! WHY MUST MEMORY TRANSFER SPELLS HAVE THAT AS A SOMATIC COMPONENT?!
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It's good to see you, Derpy. Even another one of you. Do you have a daughter in this world? Still a mailmare?
(wait. A friendly Trixie?)
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[And yes, it does feel weird, since the usual Trixie is... well... Trixie.]
It's good to see you, too! Still a mailmare, but, ah... I have a daughter?
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(And she flashes what she intends to be a winning grin.)
Just wait until I tell you how we met and how I know you in my world.
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...I'd have added 'you know that,' but it's obvious that you don't. I need something to eat anyway. Meet you at Sugarcube Corner? Tell me there's a Sugarcube Corner here.
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...at least I hope so with your world!
[Wow, this Trixie is so different!]
Visual > Action
[And she walks in, levitating out several silver bi- wait, silver?]
Visual > Action
Ooof, that was close! Hi, Trixie...!
[And then, she sees the bits.] ...silver?
Re: Visual > Action
Are you alright? ...And yes, silver. Gold has frightful connotations back home. They'll take my silver, though; pointed me to the bank, so I can exchange it. And they take my copper jangles.
(She holds up a silver bit for her to examine. The front has Luna's face in profile and the phrase 'Nos Resurgere;' the back has a moon-over-the-sun crest.)
I got you a blueberry muffin. Let me know if you'd prefer another kind next time. As for me -
(She has coffee and a cheese and chocolate crossaint. Yes, cheese AND chocolate. And she's shaking pepper onto it.)
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[She starts nibbling at her food as she watches what Trixie eats.]
I don't mean anything bad by it, but it's so strange seeing all of this! I'm... guessing things got strange in your Equestria?
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(All Trixies are storytellers, and she's no exception. She's going on a roll.)
I know of the story of Celestia, the Unconquered Sun, and of Luna, the jealous sister who made a Faustian bargain with the powers of Nightmare. That's a tale of your world. In my world, it's... different. It was not jealousy that consumed the younger sister, but paranoia that consumed the elder.
Celestia is no more - well. Celestia has not been seen in my world for a thousand years. She may not be gone, but for now, the dark sun is called Corona, and Luna ruled in her stead.
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[Granted, the way Celestia acts now, well...]
But, wait - if she hasn't been seen for a thousand years, does that mean no pony's using the Elements of Harmony yet?
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Derpy, mon Ami... why do you think I know you?
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WE'RE Element holders?!
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It is, but it was also terrifying. I faced Corona armed with little more than sleight of hand and... friends. Friends I didn't deserve, not then, your counterpart among them.
In many ways it was luck. We were there in the right place at the right time. Still, we did the right thing... and the Elements approved. I don't know how else to explain.
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Kinda sounds like what happened with Twilight and her friends. Kinda.
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(She pours out a little of her latte for Derpy.)