The Same Trick Twice [Visual]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

As an addendum to my previous announcement, I have...

[Zetta pauses to heave an immense sigh.]

I have also captured Melissa, queen of the changelings, and one of the Pinkie Pies. Blah blah rot in my dungeon forever something something evil and somebody get these two psychological help, please.

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[kungfublackfrog]

[Haha.]

You sound proud.

[Adam don't.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

I'm offended at a repeat performance! Come up with a NEW GAG!

[kungfublackfrog]

Huh. Wasn't aware I had done one.

So this is schadenfreude...guess I can say I can see why some people ate popcorn.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

No, they should get a new bit. Why do I have to spell everything out for you morons?!

[kungfublackfrog]

Because calling those in the peanut gallery names is much better.

[Too bad Discord's on vacation, he always has food on hand.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

If the horseshoe fits...

[He's proud of that play on words, too.]

[strawberryredgrave]

...How do you keep ending up with hostages you don't want?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Those two have more issues than the level 99 legendary porn stash stolen off of the Item God at the bottom of a level 99 legendary porn stash.

[strawberryredgrave]

(He gives an impressed whistle.)

Can't say I'm all that jealous...but then again, it's two babes throwing themselves at you.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

One's got no interest in stallions as far as I've ever seen and the other...

[He spends quite a long time searching for an adequate simile or metaphor, rummaging back through millennia of experience to come up with something that could adequately describe her.]

...is Pinkie Pie.

[strawberryredgrave]

(Well, that is an excellent point.)

Even so, it's not like you can't have fun when a Pinkie Pie's around. Melissa's good at that, too.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

You'd think that, but if experience has taught me anything, it's that she generally reacts with cheerful vengeance towards even unwilling kidnappers.

Melissa's cool, though. [Which goes to show how far he'd come since the last kidnapping...]

[discorderly]

[Discord just laughs and laughs]

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[marearcana]

Are you even trying anymore or are you just that annoyed by them?

[...hold the phone it is far too bright there. What is going on...]

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

I don't know what's with them! All I know is that it's not a weird kidnapping fetish thing. There's not nearly enough leather and bondage for that.

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[marearcana]

Still, why not just take a therapist hostage?

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Name one I could.

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[marearcana]

...You know, I was half-joking but you have a point.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Don't I know it.

Uh, incidentally, I'm gonna have to do something about that sun-thing you've got going on, you know. I don't suppose you could stay right there for another minute or two while my loyal minion army moves into position?

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[turnbuckle]

...okay.

You have got to be the worst hostage-taker I have ever seen.

[Since Zetta is also the only hostage taker she's seen for a while, he kind of wins by default, but she's not going to tell him that.]

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Oh, I don't know. How many set out to get two and end up with four? If you count the numbers, I'm doing pretty damn good.

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[turnbuckle]

...somehow I doubt they're in any actual danger.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Why should I bother to endanger them? What would that accomplish?

[turnbuckle]

Hey um, if it makes you feel better, you don't have to actually put them in danger? I mean, you could just wave something around while looking vaguely menacing, and then people would just, well.

Jump to the conclusion that they are.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

People have already been jumping to some perverted conclusions!