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Visual - Getting Out of Dodge

Peaceful morning in Equestria, the sun is shining, it's a balmy 22 degrees C... and there's a sign tacked to a table with a crown on it. What does it say?

I QUIT!

High above, Woona slings on a new hat.

"Marvelous, I'm leaving you with a week worth of food. Try not to eat it all. YO HO!"

And the Gokai Galleon launches leaving a very angry and shouting Ako from the window as Woona cackles. "FREEE! Come Pirate sister of mine, adventure awaits and diamonds and angry Gorilla people with rock-throwers!"

Later on, a physical scroll is sent to Celestia and Luna of the native rule. it has a single line of text.

"A lack of trust in family created Nightmare Moon."

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[As the Galleon is taking off, Celestia lands on-deck, carrying a few bags of luggage.]

After these past few weeks, I am quite ready for a vacation. Let us head off~!

[To adventure!]

This will be most fun! And get our minds off the strain of this last month.

Something very much needed, yes.

[Everything about that was just too much. Too much deception, too much fighting, too much darkness. Bleh.]

If this goes well enough, I may have to buy a house to put it in when we return.

[Luna's grin is slightly maniac, as she seems hollow and empty from the whole ordeal too.]

I will have to get the Apples all they can after this too. No ifs or buts.

For now, however. Simply relax. I will take the helm; you look like you could do with some stress relief before we get there.

Yes, well, perhaps I need a nap. I will be in the quarters then.

You do that. I also have tea and a self-heating kettle in my bags if you would like.

I will get a cup then before the nap. Perhaps a sleepytime blend would be nice.

So long as you rest.

[Meanwhile, Celestia will head to the helm to prepare to head off to their destination.]

I will. Thank you sister.

[With that, Celestia will let Luna go to bed. She doesn't head off just yet; gotta wait on a certain candy delivery beforehand, but she does take the time to plot a course and confirm what mine they were headed to. If they were going to do this stupid thing, they were going to do this stupid thing right.]

[Once the candy comes, they'll be headed off. To adventure!]

So should I send the banana caramels via Pinkie Pie?

[Seriously, she was told they were planning a vacation but "tomorrow morning" was a tighter timeframe than she was told. She's gotta work on that order!]

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I can stop by as soon as possible. We're not leaving right away yet.

I'll have it done by tonight.

Thank you, and sorry for the hurry. We need to get out of town before Marvelous realizes we stole his ship.

... unless he wants to come along.

No worries! I deal with rush jobs all the time! Just not from Princesses. Or pirates. Or pirate princesses who may or may not be on the run from other pirates after a shipjacking.

I'll make sure to return with a sample of Zebrica goods for you to look over as well. This ship will be laden with exotic spice when we return.

LUNA?! Where are you going?!

[And there's Sasami, trying her best to keep up with the Galleon.]

Oh Sasami, I forgot! Hold onto this! [And she drops the line for her to grab onto.]

[Sasami blinks before she grabs hold of the rope for dear life, her cloak clinging onto her tightly.]

[And the rope pulls her up into the ship.] Take the left walkway and up the stairs into the living quarters. I'm piloting from here.

Alright...

[And as she does, she stops as she realizes something.]

Wait... What's going on?

We're stealing the ship and going on pirate raids. Yo ho! I am so done and ready to cause an international incident.

Oh, okay then!

[3, 2, 1...]

Wait, WHAT?!

Yep! You're a part of this crew now dear little one. We need a ships cook...

But, Luna, we're gonna get in trouble with all of this!

Dear, I don't give a flying buck right now. I'm tired and I want some ruthless piracy to make up for this horrible week.

[And Sasami just sputters. It was like being with Ryoko so long ago...]

Oh, alright...

If it helps, our targets are diamonds, diamond bananas and cakes.

Well... Alright.

But, if we really get in trouble...!

IF we get in trouble, Tia and I will hold the blame for it.

Bon voyage, Luna!

... I get yer game systems while yer gone, right?

Of course! I would naught leave you without entertainment.

Sweet.

But no seriously, I agree with ya. Better ta take some time away from alla this.

... Also, when ya get back, 'm totally gonna beat ya. Got these now. [ She holds up her new bear paws and waggles them. ]

I intend to do just that.

Oh good, I love a good challenge! When did you get bear paws?

Jus' recently. Somethin' happened and now 'm a bear.

[ Shrug. What are you gonna do. ]

It's a good look for you.

Thanks. Seems ta be a common conception. Gonna use th'cute factor ta get extra food if nothin' else.

I'm certain vendors would be glad to give up some food for you.

I'm shorter so I'll be able ta sneak up on them better, too.

... Not that I would. Obviously.

Be sure to make some pranks later on.

Oh, they're comin'.

Good good, we look forward to your progress!

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