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I Need An Adult - Written

I need an adult. A responsible one.

I'm getting my papers in for the Canterlot equivalent of high school in, and they want someone other than Marvelous-papa to sign these sheets for me. Clearly the profession of "Professional Pirate" doesn't sit well with the board of directors.

I already asked Granny Smith but she pointed out that being my landlord technically doesn't give her the right to sign off on it.

So yeah... anyone I know over the age of 18 able to sign this for me? So I can go start taking school here? I've missed a lot of my freshman year.

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Then it's settled. Let's see what the least invasive Ranger key would be, hmm?

[Open goes the chest....then it closes. He sets it down on the floor and the table it's on is flipped.]

... you're missing keys again, aren't you? Who do we blame now?

I don't know. But SOMEONE is gonna die!

[Probably not...but he feels like it now.]

Well there's something we hear once in a while.

We look for clues! Now!

[He'll kick the chest open, looking for any shred of a lead.]

It's not like I have a PKE meter or something to check for magic residue anyhow...

I don't know what the hell that is. Just look! There's gotta be SOMETHING leftover. No thief is perfect.

Geez, fine. I'll get the fairy tones to case the joint while I look.

Good. I wish the bird was here too. Then we could probably scan for the keys themselves.

I'm surprised you've never actually received her anywhere.

Same here. Guess I'll hafta see.

Maybe she counts as a person? That's why you never got her under the classification of "pet".

Well, your tomes kinda fall in the same gray area.

You have a good point there.

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