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mylittlejamjar2014-09-29 08:31 pm
saxappeal) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-09-29 08:31 pm
Prelude in C Minor - [Visual/Action]
[There's a minotaur all up in your collective grills, Equestria. One that has his face mostly obscured by a trenchcoat and fedora, both in a dusty light brown.]
Alright. Clearly, I musta fallen asleep in front of one of Peacock's shows or something. Because this is one hell of a dream.
[His voice is smooth, rich, and deep, almost as if he's a natural born singer.]
... well, either that, or some Skullgirl made the world's worst wish. Seriously, why's this place gotta be so bright...
Moping aside, might as well introduce myself. The name's Ben Birdland, but you can call me Big Band. It's what I'm used to.
Now, anybody wanna give me directions to the nearest bar? Because if I'm gonna wait this thing out, I'm gonna wait it out with some gin.
[If anybody so chooses, they can find the hulk of a bull stomping (lightly) around the Town Square, trying to get his bearings. Seems like there's a similarly massive saxophone strapped to his back, and he's having no trouble carrying it around.]
Alright. Clearly, I musta fallen asleep in front of one of Peacock's shows or something. Because this is one hell of a dream.
[His voice is smooth, rich, and deep, almost as if he's a natural born singer.]
... well, either that, or some Skullgirl made the world's worst wish. Seriously, why's this place gotta be so bright...
Moping aside, might as well introduce myself. The name's Ben Birdland, but you can call me Big Band. It's what I'm used to.
Now, anybody wanna give me directions to the nearest bar? Because if I'm gonna wait this thing out, I'm gonna wait it out with some gin.
[If anybody so chooses, they can find the hulk of a bull stomping (lightly) around the Town Square, trying to get his bearings. Seems like there's a similarly massive saxophone strapped to his back, and he's having no trouble carrying it around.]
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... Man, I just got here, and I already know where the booze is. Populace says it's The Decanter, up north near the edge of town.
Are you as green as I am, or did you just... not bother to ask?
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It makes me look like I need their help or something.
[Perfect logic.]
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[Perfect rebuttal.]
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Way different.
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Is this what this is? A musical battle?
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...and telling from your tone, you did not.
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