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[adandyinspace]

[There's been a lack of pompadour lately, but thankfully it's back in full force...baby. Don't ask where he's been, chances are he's not going to tell you.]

Hey assholes, I'm still homeless. No seriously, what the hell, where's my free house? ...We get free houses, right? I mean, it's not like I'd know since NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING.

I've been here since, what? July or something? Chop chop.

[Hi Dandy, no one missed you.]

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[kuukai]

Get. A job.

[adandyinspace]

I have a job, thanks. Stop being a bear.

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[ceasetoexist]

Well did you put in a request?

[bigsoftie]

Any place is free if you know how to hide well.

[kuukai]

A real job? [ Suddenly skeptical. ] That pays bits?

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[adandyinspace]

Uh yeah, just now. Pay attention, short stuff.

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[ceasetoexist]

Now I meant did you put it in with the office?

Like there's this official road you have to go to get one.

[adandyinspace]

I like the way you think.

I also like staying out of prison, so it looks like I'm back to square one.

[..........................................wait.]

...You're a talking dog.

[adandyinspace]

[Shrug.]

Eh, what can I say? None of the jobs here appeal to me.

They don't meet the Dandy standard, baby.

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[adandyinspace]

...No.

[Does he look like the kinda guy who'd go to an office?]

[bigsoftie]

Square one is a good place to be.

[It's a metaphor, Leatherhead.]

...I became like this when I arrived here, yes.

[adandyinspace]

You're majestic as f-[NO, CENSORED]

[But you get his point.]

You got a house yet?

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[ceasetoexist]

Well, there's your first problem. The people in charge of it don't even know you need a house. They probably even have one ready too and now someone else is going to get it because you were too dumb to go claim it.

[kuukai]

Ya don't have a job.

[ Figures. ]

Too bad. Lookit all this candy ya can't eat. [ Pops two gobstoppers into her mouth to make her point. ]

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[adandyinspace]

[Boring.]

Sounds like work, I'll get someone else to do it for me.

[bigsoftie]

...that is the second time I have heard something like that, yes.

No, I do not.

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[neighfeni]

[..They're back, holy horsefeathers.]

Sir Dandy!

How did everythin' go, Sir Dandy? Is everypony alright?

[adandyinspace]

[Candy? What does candy have to do with anything?]

You sure you're not five, kid?

[adandyinspace]

[YES YES YES]

Then it's settled! You're staying with me, baby. How about it?

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[samplemygoods]

DID TEDDIE GIVE YOU THOSE

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[gigglesnortpriestess]

...you really need to go to bed.

[Hi weirdo. She's heading home but you acting like you isn't helping.]

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[crapfully]

Yeah, you're uh. Kind of going to have to work for it.

Crappy customer service jobs are never in short supply. But you can have this box I've got lying around.

[bigsoftie]

[What is with most everyone in this place being so nice? It's a weird whiplash from Death Hell Pink World.]

...you would really do that?

Also I am no baby.

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[adandyinspace]

[Dandy being Dandy, his reply is as expected.]

Huh?

[Sorry Neph, he's difficult. You should know this by now.]

C'mon, can't you say "everybody" like a normal friggin' person?

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[kuukai]

Wha-

[ She pops one out of her mouth and examines it. There's some dirt and hair on it. ] Dunno how long s'been in there.