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[adandyinspace]

[There's been a lack of pompadour lately, but thankfully it's back in full force...baby. Don't ask where he's been, chances are he's not going to tell you.]

Hey assholes, I'm still homeless. No seriously, what the hell, where's my free house? ...We get free houses, right? I mean, it's not like I'd know since NOBODY TELLS ME ANYTHING.

I've been here since, what? July or something? Chop chop.

[Hi Dandy, no one missed you.]

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[kuukai]

Get. A job.

[adandyinspace]

I have a job, thanks. Stop being a bear.

[kuukai]

A real job? [ Suddenly skeptical. ] That pays bits?

[adandyinspace]

[Shrug.]

Eh, what can I say? None of the jobs here appeal to me.

They don't meet the Dandy standard, baby.

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[ceasetoexist]

Well did you put in a request?

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[adandyinspace]

Uh yeah, just now. Pay attention, short stuff.

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[ceasetoexist]

Now I meant did you put it in with the office?

Like there's this official road you have to go to get one.

[bigsoftie]

Any place is free if you know how to hide well.

[adandyinspace]

I like the way you think.

I also like staying out of prison, so it looks like I'm back to square one.

[..........................................wait.]

...You're a talking dog.

[bigsoftie]

Square one is a good place to be.

[It's a metaphor, Leatherhead.]

...I became like this when I arrived here, yes.

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[neighfeni]

[..They're back, holy horsefeathers.]

Sir Dandy!

How did everythin' go, Sir Dandy? Is everypony alright?

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[adandyinspace]

[Dandy being Dandy, his reply is as expected.]

Huh?

[Sorry Neph, he's difficult. You should know this by now.]

C'mon, can't you say "everybody" like a normal friggin' person?

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[neighfeni]

[Just a bit. She smiles all the same.]

Heh, the magic of this place has a strong hold on me.

Fine, every...[She has to try to get it out, actually.]body's alright?

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[gigglesnortpriestess]

...you really need to go to bed.

[Hi weirdo. She's heading home but you acting like you isn't helping.]

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[adandyinspace]

[Ugh, who do you think you are, his mom?!]

I'm fine, thanks.

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[gigglesnortpriestess]

[In a more hushed whisper.]

Considering that you just brought us back and had all that energy inside of you? It's probably a good idea.

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[crapfully]

Yeah, you're uh. Kind of going to have to work for it.

Crappy customer service jobs are never in short supply. But you can have this box I've got lying around.

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[adandyinspace]

[NO. He's gone through way too much to struggle with spelling. Strong Bad gets an audio, he doesn't care if he keeps texting. Dandy just...doesn't want to text himself.]

Take your box and stick it up your ass.

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[crapfully]

[Geez. He shakes his head and answers in kind.]

Or you can stage a coup of someone else's house. Results may vary depending on how capable said person is of appropriate retaliation.

But hey, your way might work. The people here can give absurd amounts of stuff away.

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[theytookmypants]

Dude, you are fracking awesome!

[He's laughing, even though he's sitting down...lying down...yeah no he's laying down. He may also be close by still, but whatever.]

You were all like "Hey baby!" And she was like "Oh Dandy! I'm going to play hard to get~" and then everything was on fire and lightning happened and man, that was awesome. Haven't had that much fun in a long time.

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[adandyinspace]

Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.

[Go to bed, Crmsn.]

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[theytookmypants]

Buck yeah, dude! Oh we gotta hang later. I think there's a thing but later. I might need to like...just stay here for a moment.

[Grass is a bed too right?]

Yeah, you never said you could channel energy like that. I'll make sure not to make a habit of frying you.

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[nailed_it]

[It's like a Nevermore and a beowolf had a really annoyingly hideous baby, what is she even looking at?]

Only the communes are free. If you want to stay anywhere else you have to make a home yourself or purchase one.

[Even Jaune figured this out, like seriously, who is this guy?]

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[adandyinspace]

Commune, huh? Sounds like crap, where is it?

[He'll take twelve of them.]

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[nailed_it]

At the end of town by a farm. You help out with chores around the place and you can stay there, no charge.