mylittlejamjar | 6th Sign: For science! Or magic. Magic science. [Visual]

I understand many of you may be busy at the moment, so I will attempt to keep this brief. For those of you who don't know, I work with the Equestrian Magic Foundation in studying the ongoing phenomenon of outsiders being drawn into this universe and the accompanying polymorph into various local fauna. My grant with the foundation this year has increased substantially, but it comes with a few more expectations, the scope of which will be challenging to handle myself.

Thus, I am in the position to hire one or two assistants so that I may focus on the research itself. Duties will include regular travels to the Canterlot library, material acquisition, setting and cleaning up experiments, handling of potentially dangerous magical materials, scribe work, and miscellaneous errands. I do not require you to have previous experience in magical research, and I will set aside time to train you. The work isn't terribly difficult, and as long as you follow proper procedure, I can ensure no harm will come to you. If you are interested, contact me here on the scrolls or stop by the Ponyville library.

That will be all for now. Thank you.

[So much for 'brief'.]

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[It's about as close to a job interview as Patchy gets.]

I see. You know how to be responsible, so that is enough for me. The work I will be having you do won't be terribly difficult, so long as you have some sense of time management. I see no reason to not allow you to work.

I will have paperwork for you to fill out tomorrow morning to make the position official. Stop by then to get it and to introduce yourself to your partner, Jaune. I will have to train you both in lab safety before I can give you any heavy work.

Rodgerigible. Have no fear, Madame Patchouli: as they say, "a clown who is late for his cues is a clown who can't pay his dues!"

[How quaint, Pierrot.]

Tomorrow morning, certainly. At the Golden Oaks library, of course. [Pause.] Who is this Jaune fellow?

Jaune Arc. He is the other one I hired for this position. He is young, but follows direction well and seems to have some semblance of common sense.