Saori Nakagawa (
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Scroll 13: When Sriracha Isn't Enough [visual]
[Saori honestly wanted a normal day off but nope that was going to happen. Yes, she does take days off now, mostly because everyone at the shop both employees and some customers felt she needed it. Except now the scroll shows the house Saori purchased and ....ponies in hazmat suits? Saori isn't even aware the scroll is on and is talking to a unicorn with a clipboard floating next to him.]
You can't be serious! You can't just seal up my home!
Very sorry, ma'am but we have received complaints from your neighbors about their eyes feeling like they're burning and they say it's something coming from your house. It's our duty to clear out the source of the irritant. Now I must ask you one more time. What were you making?
[She glares the unicorn. In the background, a phoenix, two dogs and a cat all begin to harass the hazmat team with barking, snarling and an occasional peck or three.]....Hot sauce, okay?! I was making several batches of my own hot sauce before the winter season kicks in. Now if you excuse me, my progress is being severely hampered by this yellow tape of yours. Let me back into my house now and DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HOT SAUCE!
[She's about to storm through to get to her house but the supervisor blocks her path. One of the supervisor's assistants looks at Saori.] Hey, wait a second, aren't you the owner of that tea house that did that ban on pumpkin spice lates?
[She looks rather indignant and snorts.] Okay so I had to give up the ban after a week, happy? Besides, the winter seasonal flavors are better anyway. Yeah that's right you heard me! [The three began to argue amongst each other and then the scroll closes.]
You can't be serious! You can't just seal up my home!
Very sorry, ma'am but we have received complaints from your neighbors about their eyes feeling like they're burning and they say it's something coming from your house. It's our duty to clear out the source of the irritant. Now I must ask you one more time. What were you making?
[She glares the unicorn. In the background, a phoenix, two dogs and a cat all begin to harass the hazmat team with barking, snarling and an occasional peck or three.]....Hot sauce, okay?! I was making several batches of my own hot sauce before the winter season kicks in. Now if you excuse me, my progress is being severely hampered by this yellow tape of yours. Let me back into my house now and DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY HOT SAUCE!
[She's about to storm through to get to her house but the supervisor blocks her path. One of the supervisor's assistants looks at Saori.] Hey, wait a second, aren't you the owner of that tea house that did that ban on pumpkin spice lates?
[She looks rather indignant and snorts.] Okay so I had to give up the ban after a week, happy? Besides, the winter seasonal flavors are better anyway. Yeah that's right you heard me! [The three began to argue amongst each other and then the scroll closes.]
[Visual]
What kind of ingredients do you use? Oh... unless it's a secret!
[She's just curious what could lead to this sort of reaction.]
[Visual]
Well. there is a reason why hands. or in this case hooves, need to be gloved when cutting them. The natural chemicals that are responsible for the spiciness can be dangerous if it gets in contact with your eyes or skin if you're super sensitive.
[Visual]
[Forget the hazmat team, Rise is just taking a moment here to express admiration for someone so skilled at making such bold statements with her cooking!]