17th Paradox [Visual] Locked from Arcee

[thepoweroflove]

[When Marty appears on the scroll, he's constantly looking over to make sure that no one's watching. Luckily this time it's to make sure that he's alone for a less worrying reason.]

So... does anyone know what Arcee would like for Christmas? I'm trying to come up with something but the only thing that's coming to mind is more fish and it doesn't seem very personal.

[Or music, but he doesn't have a death wish.]

Comments

[thepoweroflove]

I'm sure she likes some things. It's just that I'm not quite sure what she does like anything that doesn't involve killing stuff.

[Oof, suddenly really glad that he locked this. Okay, quickly changing topic so he doesn't dig a deep hole.]

Ah, you think it would be insulting to her if I got her a cat toy?

[poolicide]

Like a scratching post? Shaped like a person?

--wait why am I thinking about this?

[thepoweroflove]

I'm sure it would be a very bad idea to encourage her to scratch things shaped like humans, but yes, like a scratching post.

[poolicide]

Doesn't stop her from doing it on the real thing.

[thepoweroflove]

Look, I'll talk to her about not attacking people soon, okay? I still need good ideas for presents though.

[poolicide]

...what about a mouse?

[thepoweroflove]

Maybe, you think she'll like it though since she already catches live mice?

[poolicide]

Maybe a mouse...pie?

[thepoweroflove]

[He's not going to even dignify that with a response.]

[poolicide]

Hey, you're lucky I'm even trying to help that fuzzball of destruction.

[thepoweroflove]

Why do you even want to help if you hate her so much?

[Slight annoyance in his voice. Seriously it's not like Arcee's forcing you at gunpoint, Cameron.]