Block VII - An Important Announcement of Great Importance [Visual]

[foolish_seal]

[See Minato.]

[Or at least, something that vaguely resembles him. It's hard to tell, considering the pegasus is covered head to hoof in scarves.]

[Seriously, he has around twenty or so scarves on. One properly on his neck, some around his face, a couple on each limb, a few around his midsection, two tied to each wing, a couple on his tail... Most of them were given to him as gifts, so they're mostly various shades of blue, but some are other colors. All of them are tied to him in such a way so that they're all blowing in the late fall wind. It would almost look cool if he wasn't covered in them.]

[Plus the one around his neck seems to be blowing in the opposite direction of all the other scarves. Quite frankly, the entire thing looks ridiculous.]

[So what does he have to say about this?]

I am the warmest pony in Equestria.

[That's all. The stoic Fool of Equestria, everypony.]

Comments

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[elementofloyalty]

What.

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[foolish_seal]

It was cold out, and my jacket is dirty.

[As if that explains everything.]

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[elementofloyalty]

We have this thing in Equestria called laundry. How can you even move?

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[robotfightclub]

You look like an idiot.

[She means that as lovingly as possible.]

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[foolish_seal]

I know. It's in the wash now.

And I can move just fine.

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[elementofloyalty]

What about flying? Flying's important. Looks like your wings are just gonna get tied up.

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[foolish_seal]

But I'm warm.

[And that's what matters.]

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[foolish_seal]

[He spreads his wings to show that the scarf is only tied around the base of his wings. The rest were tucked underneath.]

I just think of it as weights. I'm not going too far.

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[robotfightclub]

A warm idiot, sure.

You don't have a, I dunno, jacket? Something tells me that'd be a bit more conventional.

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[elementofloyalty]

[Yeah, but what about when he gets the flapping motion going and some of those trailing scarves get all caught up? She isn't sure about this!]

You're really lucky I have a lot of experience with incredibly embarrassing friends, but Mi, Rarity is one of my best friends. You have any idea what kind of earful I'll get if she sees this?

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[foolish_seal]

It's in the wash right now.

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[foolish_seal]

[He'll deal wit hit when he gets there.]

I'm sure it'll be fine. I just wanted to see if I could do this.

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[elementofloyalty]

You're really really weird sometimes. Even weirder because you seem so normal, and then out of nowhere -- bam! [She flings up both her hooves.]

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[foolish_seal]

Call it making up for years of forgetting how to be a kid.

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[robotfightclub]

[THE LONGEST SIGH.]

...Just don't trip over yourself.

[Really, what else can she say? If he's fine with looking dumb, then more power to him.]

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[kuukai]

[ All that's visible is a bunch of blankets. A voice floats out from beneath them. ]

S'nothin' compared ta th'warmest bear.

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[elementofloyalty]

[That hits Rainbow like a solid blow, freezing her in place for a moment.]

Oh well great, now I feel guilty. Darn it, Minato!

[She's not mad, it's just -- grumbling is how she deals with stuff like this.]

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[foolish_seal]

[You know, maybe he should be more careful about saying such serious stuff so casually.]

Don't worry about it. I won't make it a habit of doing things like this.

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[foolish_seal]

I'll be fine. I can fly.

[Nevermind that it's still possible to get his wings tangled.]

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[foolish_seal]

At least I can move.

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[robotfightclub]

You're going to fly. Everywhere.

[Just making sure she has this right.]

[neighfeni]

[Nephenee pops up, with the Badlands in the background. And she's not wearing a thing.]

An' yet Ah'm pretty sure Ah'm the warmest, an' Ah don't need a darn thing to warm me up.

...Ya look really silly, brother.

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[foolish_seal]

I do that normally.

[Influence from his marefriend.]

[foolish_seal]

...Just let me have this.

[Putting on all these scarves took effort.]

[neighfeni]

If Ah was over there Ah'd throw a blanket on ya. Then ya might be close.

How did ya get all them on...that had to be interestin'.