Block VII - An Important Announcement of Great Importance [Visual]

[foolish_seal]

[See Minato.]

[Or at least, something that vaguely resembles him. It's hard to tell, considering the pegasus is covered head to hoof in scarves.]

[Seriously, he has around twenty or so scarves on. One properly on his neck, some around his face, a couple on each limb, a few around his midsection, two tied to each wing, a couple on his tail... Most of them were given to him as gifts, so they're mostly various shades of blue, but some are other colors. All of them are tied to him in such a way so that they're all blowing in the late fall wind. It would almost look cool if he wasn't covered in them.]

[Plus the one around his neck seems to be blowing in the opposite direction of all the other scarves. Quite frankly, the entire thing looks ridiculous.]

[So what does he have to say about this?]

I am the warmest pony in Equestria.

[That's all. The stoic Fool of Equestria, everypony.]

Comments

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[elementofloyalty]

What.

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[foolish_seal]

It was cold out, and my jacket is dirty.

[As if that explains everything.]

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[elementofloyalty]

We have this thing in Equestria called laundry. How can you even move?

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[robotfightclub]

You look like an idiot.

[She means that as lovingly as possible.]

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[foolish_seal]

But I'm warm.

[And that's what matters.]

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[robotfightclub]

A warm idiot, sure.

You don't have a, I dunno, jacket? Something tells me that'd be a bit more conventional.

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[kuukai]

[ All that's visible is a bunch of blankets. A voice floats out from beneath them. ]

S'nothin' compared ta th'warmest bear.

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[foolish_seal]

At least I can move.

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[kuukai]

Ofurrated.

[ The blankets shift a little. ]

[neighfeni]

[Nephenee pops up, with the Badlands in the background. And she's not wearing a thing.]

An' yet Ah'm pretty sure Ah'm the warmest, an' Ah don't need a darn thing to warm me up.

...Ya look really silly, brother.

[foolish_seal]

...Just let me have this.

[Putting on all these scarves took effort.]

[neighfeni]

If Ah was over there Ah'd throw a blanket on ya. Then ya might be close.

How did ya get all them on...that had to be interestin'.

[superstylishstallion]

*Just. Snickering. Wearing the same black jacket and white stole he always does in landbound form.*

[foolish_seal]

[Zero bucks given.]

At least I'm willing to change up my wardrobe a little.

[superstylishstallion]

Hey, I happen to like my outfits.

*Even if this one makes him look like some sort of Satanic priest.*

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[surpriserainbows]

...Huh. I, uh, I guess that might be true. Wouldn't it have been easier to just buy a sweater though, man? And, uh, more cost-effective? I'd think that'd itch like crazy too.

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[foolish_seal]

My jacket's in the wash. This was the next best thing.

[Probably not really, but this is what happens when cold and bored combine.]

[nailed_it]

[Wow, and she thought her scarf game was pretty strong.]

Hey Minato, you're looking pretty hot today!

[Eh? Get it? Hot?]

[foolish_seal]

...[Really? Really?]

I should be annoyed at the pun, but for now I'm just gonna take the compliment.

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[namedforcat]

I think you missed a spot. [Even though he doesn't know Minato, this just made his day]

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[foolish_seal]

I ran out of scarves.

[But that many is still an impressive number.]

[mercuryangel]

Probably, but there really isn't ever a need for that many scarves.

[foolish_seal]

There isn't, but I had them and decided to see if I could put them all on.

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[therealrisette]

... I can't believe you actually have a girlfriend.

[She's judging you so hard, Minato. Like only a teenage girl can judge. She sort of knew he was a dork already, but this is taking it to new levels.]

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[foolish_seal]

She can handle it.

[After all, a healthy relationship is taking the good with the incredibly stupid.]