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[downstairslife]

Er...

[There's a bit of fussing with the scrolls before it actually goes to show who's actually using it...and when it does, what everyone sees is a sleek emerald dragon in a thick wool cloak and tricorn hat.

A very nice tricorn hat.]

I ah, think I've got it. There's no shortage of questions that I have concerning where I am and why I'm suddenly a mount worthy of Her Majesty's Thirteenth, but honestly? I'm sure any answer I get will only raise further questions.

[There's a very pained, puzzled sigh from her before she tips her hat to a presumed audience, in some flustered, vague attempt at courtesy.]

I only want to know whether anyone has seen any walkers about--or Risen, whatever you want to call them. The laws of my world have...likely been abandoned, for now, but I need to be sure.

And gods, if they are here, don't come close to one if you see it! [There's a hint of panic in her voice now, but she's still fairly controlled.] Use guns, or pitchforks, or fire if you must, but know that their embrace means death if you're daft enough to let one touch you.

[Okay, okay. Calm down, Kaj...]

I'll be looking for a place a twenty-foot wyvern could possibly stay in this village, if any of you happen to be about. I should like to find one by the morrow, but this is far from the worst that's happened to me.

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[ensembledarkhorse]

[Walkers. Risen. Jiangshi. Those are all terms she hasn't heard since... well, since Kon Ran.]

...There are none here... none that seek the souls of the living, at the least. The undead that have plagued this land crave nothing more than yogurt. I do believe they are a protected species currently, given their lack of hunger for the taste of mortality. Please avoid causing them undue harm.

Welcome to Equestria.

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[surpriserainbows]

There's the yogurt zombies, but they're just jerks. And snooty.

I mean, come on! Like, if you had been dead for hundreds of years and the first food you got was pudding, would you complain that much?

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[weekwizard]

There is no creature by that name in this world. The closest thing would be the undead that desire yogurt rather than traditional flesh. Annoying at times, but not a threat.

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[polyturtle]

There are caves, or the commune, if they're amenable to it.

Also, yeah, the only zombies here crave yogurt. You're better off armed with some of that than any weapons against them, they'll generally leave everypony alone otherwise.

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[discorderly]

Oh, you're talking about JOURNALISTS~!