Kaj Rosenbauer (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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mylittlejamjar2014-12-20 12:49 am
downstairslife) wrote in mylittlejamjar2014-12-20 12:49 am
⚜01 [Video]
Er...
[There's a bit of fussing with the scrolls before it actually goes to show who's actually using it...and when it does, what everyone sees is a sleek emerald dragon in a thick wool cloak and tricorn hat.
A very nice tricorn hat.]
I ah, think I've got it. There's no shortage of questions that I have concerning where I am and why I'm suddenly a mount worthy of Her Majesty's Thirteenth, but honestly? I'm sure any answer I get will only raise further questions.
[There's a very pained, puzzled sigh from her before she tips her hat to a presumed audience, in some flustered, vague attempt at courtesy.]
I only want to know whether anyone has seen any walkers about--or Risen, whatever you want to call them. The laws of my world have...likely been abandoned, for now, but I need to be sure.
And gods, if they are here, don't come close to one if you see it! [There's a hint of panic in her voice now, but she's still fairly controlled.] Use guns, or pitchforks, or fire if you must, but know that their embrace means death if you're daft enough to let one touch you.
[Okay, okay. Calm down, Kaj...]
I'll be looking for a place a twenty-foot wyvern could possibly stay in this village, if any of you happen to be about. I should like to find one by the morrow, but this is far from the worst that's happened to me.
[There's a bit of fussing with the scrolls before it actually goes to show who's actually using it...and when it does, what everyone sees is a sleek emerald dragon in a thick wool cloak and tricorn hat.
A very nice tricorn hat.]
I ah, think I've got it. There's no shortage of questions that I have concerning where I am and why I'm suddenly a mount worthy of Her Majesty's Thirteenth, but honestly? I'm sure any answer I get will only raise further questions.
[There's a very pained, puzzled sigh from her before she tips her hat to a presumed audience, in some flustered, vague attempt at courtesy.]
I only want to know whether anyone has seen any walkers about--or Risen, whatever you want to call them. The laws of my world have...likely been abandoned, for now, but I need to be sure.
And gods, if they are here, don't come close to one if you see it! [There's a hint of panic in her voice now, but she's still fairly controlled.] Use guns, or pitchforks, or fire if you must, but know that their embrace means death if you're daft enough to let one touch you.
[Okay, okay. Calm down, Kaj...]
I'll be looking for a place a twenty-foot wyvern could possibly stay in this village, if any of you happen to be about. I should like to find one by the morrow, but this is far from the worst that's happened to me.
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Is...something...I could say! If I was, you know, unbalanced and unfairly biased against the undead! I mean violently so but hey who could get angry at a bunch of corpses who just eat yogurt! That's just crazy! I mean talk about being small minded, even if the zombies are even worse!
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[She really doesn't care who is and isn't a zombie racist here.]
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There are other monsters who probably would though. You should probably stay away from most of the things that don't look like ponies. I mean...you know...no offense to you! I'm sure you're pretty nice! I mean I know a giant squid guy going around who's pretty nice, so I mean not like I can judge much.
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I won't forget.