What could possibly go wrong? [visual]

[like_a_dragon]

[Greetings! Just your resident green Earth Pony and she seems excited about something!]

Hey everybody! Happy Hearths Warming Day or whatever it's called. And yeah that probably came late.

So, hey! In my world we once had a day where we went to a ski lodge. It was soo much fun. If you were somehow in a world that didn't have the awesome experience, it's going down a hill with two skis on your feet and trying to go as fast as you can--WHOOOSH--down the hill!

Or...

[She turns to the side to what is no doubt a huge pile of dirt that has had snow piled onto it. Giving that image a second, the bowl-haired earth pony returns to view, beaming.] Maybe you can come and try it for yourself! I have two pairs of skiis waxed up and ready. Or you can be even more daring and try--THE SNOWBOARD.

[These "skiis" and the "snowboard" may just be two by fours and a plank of plywood that has been waxed up as though they were skiis...]

Comments

[aheroofjustice]

...Hmm? Why wouldn't it be safe?

(Sayaka's pretty sure it would be safe -for someone who had 2 legs and not 4.)

[like_a_dragon]

Well, if I'm honest, I went with the first four pieces of wood that looked like a pair of skis. I didn't actually trim it down or do anything else they do to make these things work.

And I think there might be a guy that does, so we might have some actual ones being made soon, maybe?

I'm so sorry! I've been wrapped up in RL for weeks now since New Year's

[aheroofjustice]

...Ohhh!

So, basically only the skis are safe to use?