1st Salute - Accidental Visual

[her_saga]

[A blonde pony with a white cape over her back is pacing up and down along the grassy path just near the Everfree Forest. A green gem radiating with power floats above her, following her. Not that she seems to mind. She's muttering stuff to herself, but in a little bit, her voice becomes audible. It doesn't seem like she really knows what the scroll's for either as judging from the perspective where she's towering over the view, it's just lying there on the ground.]

… So's now I'm a horse. Okay, that's a step down from robot, but I can make this work. Let's weigh the pros and cons. Pro: now I can serve Lord Il Palazzzo with the strength of one extra horsepower instead of none. Con: it'll be awfully awkward for him to try to lift me up in his arms. … and I'm going to miss fingers something fierce, I just know it.

[She looks up at her hooves disdainfully and starts tapping at the grass.]

Yeah, I wouldn't trade away the oft unappreciated, yet superior ability of humans to “grab stuff” even for a lucrative career in tap.

[The blonde pony pauses for a little while and stares intently at her hooves. She drops down on her hocks and shouts into the air with raised arms.]

OKAY BUT WHY AM I A HOOOOOOOORSE!!!!????

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[Visual]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie ignores the first and rolls her eyes at the second.]

If devouring entire worlds and their inhabitants is merely inconvenient, than Trixie is loathe to think of what Zetta says he does.

[Visual]

[her_saga]

[She'd say Trixie was nuts, but well... no, she'd still be inclined to believe that. Still, she was living proof that what Trixie might be saying is true.]

... Yeah, yeah, power to end all powers. But simplifying that, all we have to do is rough it up some, yeah? Sounds simple. Let me at 'em.

[Visual]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

By all means, The Great and Powerful Trixie shall grant you permission to embarrass Zetta. His residence is within the castle located within the confines of The Everfree Forest.

Oh an... don't mention Trixie to him. She will never hear the end of his whining.

[Visual]

[her_saga]

What, you mean...

[Excel looks up. She's right by the Everfree Forest as it is and lo and behold, there's the castle peeking out of the trees in the distance. Huh.]

Oh. Yeah, it just screams "supervillain lair", don't it. One round of domestic violence should haul that pale ass out of there. Not that I'd ever need your permission, thanks for the directions.

[She closes the scroll here and picks it up with her teeth. Standing up, Excel walks through the forest clearing toward the direction of the castle. ]

[Visual]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Zetta is anything but p-...

[Oh... She already closed the scroll. Well, fine then. Trixie will just wait until she's contacted again.]