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mylittlejamjar2015-01-02 10:05 am
her_saga) wrote in mylittlejamjar2015-01-02 10:05 am
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1st Salute - Accidental Visual
[A blonde pony with a white cape over her back is pacing up and down along the grassy path just near the Everfree Forest. A green gem radiating with power floats above her, following her. Not that she seems to mind. She's muttering stuff to herself, but in a little bit, her voice becomes audible. It doesn't seem like she really knows what the scroll's for either as judging from the perspective where she's towering over the view, it's just lying there on the ground.]
… So's now I'm a horse. Okay, that's a step down from robot, but I can make this work. Let's weigh the pros and cons. Pro: now I can serve Lord Il Palazzzo with the strength of one extra horsepower instead of none. Con: it'll be awfully awkward for him to try to lift me up in his arms. … and I'm going to miss fingers something fierce, I just know it.
[She looks up at her hooves disdainfully and starts tapping at the grass.]
Yeah, I wouldn't trade away the oft unappreciated, yet superior ability of humans to “grab stuff” even for a lucrative career in tap.
[The blonde pony pauses for a little while and stares intently at her hooves. She drops down on her hocks and shouts into the air with raised arms.]
OKAY BUT WHY AM I A HOOOOOOOORSE!!!!????
… So's now I'm a horse. Okay, that's a step down from robot, but I can make this work. Let's weigh the pros and cons. Pro: now I can serve Lord Il Palazzzo with the strength of one extra horsepower instead of none. Con: it'll be awfully awkward for him to try to lift me up in his arms. … and I'm going to miss fingers something fierce, I just know it.
[She looks up at her hooves disdainfully and starts tapping at the grass.]
Yeah, I wouldn't trade away the oft unappreciated, yet superior ability of humans to “grab stuff” even for a lucrative career in tap.
[The blonde pony pauses for a little while and stares intently at her hooves. She drops down on her hocks and shouts into the air with raised arms.]
OKAY BUT WHY AM I A HOOOOOOOORSE!!!!????
[Visual]
[Especially to a race were changing professions was often unheard of, or at least incredibly rare.]
I mean I wouldn't think you'd have much trouble getting work like that here. Might need to get used to the hooves, though and, uh...put away the floating crystal. You don't usually see that following an earth pony around.
[Visual]
[And that involves finding any and every job that doesn't ask too many questions. She also has a talent for falsifying resumes and ID's]
Wha? Oh, you mean-
[At Excel's command, the Core disappears.]
Yeah, I was playing around with it before I got here. [Whatever 'it' is.] So what're you supposed to be? A showpony?
[Visual]
Old work isn't really that...in demand here.
[Thank god.]