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Vatan Haini ([personal profile] pseudacteon_emigre) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2013-08-16 02:21 pm

Neurosis 01 [Visual]

[The week was nearly over, and the air was starting to clear significantly... the town wasn't quite as blue as it was Monday morning. Literally or figuratively. Yet, trueberry-induced awkwardess hung in the air even still, liable to last a few more days yet. Now seemed like the perfect time to strike.

He'd spent most of the week watching from a vantage point nopony would question - after all, they were so worried about blurting out their deepest secrets that nopony paid the suspiciously new potted plant near Town Hall any mind, even though it was blatantly wearing a ratty toupee. And with that, he learned of the situation... including what was going in in town, and how he had gotten to a place like Ponyville anyway, when normally changelings still couldn't get within miles of Canterlot.

Making sure he's not seen, the changeling reverts back to his normal form, unrolling the nearby scroll and working its magic.]


Greetings, my little ponies. I see that I have arrived in your world during a bit of a... crisis. Something in the air compels you to speak truths uncontrollably, yes? I notice a large number of you are highly uncomfortable with the idea, and yet it is highly liberating, is it not? Being able to vent what is truly hidden deep in your minds. Perhaps it would help you to seek a neutral third party in this situation, to allow that truth to flow without fear of judgement.

I would like to introduce myself. I go by the name "Hain" amongst ponies, and yes, I am fully aware that I am a changeling. However, I have nothing to hide. I shall not pretend to be some random pony whom you have never met simply to garner love from you - I will do that, instead, with honesty and promise.

You see, I am a deserter of my changeling hive, and as of such have to subside on whatever love I can gather from ponies directly. To that end, I have taken up profession as a therapist. I help ponies with their problems, and in lieu of coin, they provide me sustenance. It is actually truly a remarkable deal, yes?

And it sounds to me like many of you need the assistance. While I do not have a place of residence as of yet, my non-existent doors are quite open for any and all of you.

However, do bear in mind that I do not work pro-bono. As I said, I ask only for my next meal, but that is payment I am unwilling to negotiate at this present time, as a sheer matter of self-preservation. I also do not take kindly to being short-changed.

Regardless, my offer is on the table. Allow me a meal, and I will listen to your problems, even help you through them.

And I assure you; despite the teeth, I will not bite.
bluesuit_hoofy: (sad | alone)

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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-09-01 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Chattel." Handy snorts. "I can't say I'm surprised -- though I didn't say that's what I thought. Your queen's just got a more typical viewpoint, that's all. I'd rather see you all starve."

He stops, eyes widening. He hadn't meant to say that. He'd meant to say something about how he'd like to help all the vampires and vampire-like beings develop alternate food sources in order to make themselves independent of their parasitic natures. That's him, isn't it? The helpful one? The one finding a place in the universe for everyone to coexist without harm? "I mean," he says, "I like to talk about how I want to help everyone find a way to coexist, but I really hate vampires --"

Nope. Handy stops himself again, ears going back, and tries to take refuge in something that makes Hain sound monstrous instead of himself. "I can hardly trust you not to harm any of the ponies if you see them as livestock," he mutters.
bluesuit_hoofy: (serious | doubt)

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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-09-02 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Why did Handy think it was a good idea to challenge the changeling while under the influence of the trueberry bomb? Granted, he got confirmation of Hain's true motives he would have been unlikely to evoke at any other time, but he should have known better than to rely on his gift of gab while forced to tell the truth.

He's all too aware that Hain thinks he has -- and probably does have -- an advantage now. At another time he might comment on the irony of arguing that ponies aren't livestock, but he doesn't have it in him to be glib at the moment, particularly when such unfortunate things keep coming out of his mouth.

If he has to tell the truth, he's not going to go blurting it out while trying to say something less incriminating. Choosing his words, Handy says darkly, "What makes you think I've evaded it? You don't know who you're dealing with."
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-09-02 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
On the other hand, it would also be a pony's word against a changeling's. Some might believe Handy on strength of species alone, though even he would be at least a little bit troubled by that.

"I'm a half-human duplicate of the Time Lord known as the Doctor." Great, already off to a terrible start. Handy's ears are more or less permanently pinned back now, and a grimace distorts his features. "He's a member of an ancient and powerful race, who's older than either of us can remember, who's traveled across the galaxies and protected some people and killed others...and I'm a biological accident with his memories."

Well, that could have gone better.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-09-06 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
Handy's frown deepens and deepens as Hain speaks, and he's on the verge of cutting his losses and simply turning off his scroll -- a solution nearly unthinkable to someone who prides himself on his wit and his ability to charm (or at least fool) all he meets.

A tiny glimmer of hope for a subject change flashes before him, and he grabs at it. It helps that his curiosity is piqued by the statement, though his enthusiasm is mostly born of a desire to get the discussion off himself. "What accident was that? How did you come about?"
bluesuit_hoofy: (serious | doubt)

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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-09-11 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
"And what kind of creature would that have been?" Handy's interest is piqued, both because this could mean an explanation of why Hain isn't living like an ordinary changeling and because Hain's not enjoying talking about it. Serve him right.
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-09-15 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
The more angry and disgusted Hain gets, the more smug Handy feels in having found a way to needle back at him. By the end of this, he knows, both will have more dirt on the other than is really healthy, but he's absolutely not going to let himself stay at a disadvantage if he can help it.

He watches expectantly, not sure what he expects -- something monstrous, perhaps, if it's really all that different from a pony. Maybe Hain spawned from a dragon; they seem like they'd have strong emotions.

He's surprised, therefor, when he sees what the changeling's drawn. A long snort emerges from the blue pony; while he doesn't know what that creature is, it's obvious enough that it's about as impressive as one of Fluttershy's bunnies. "That's adorable," he laughs. "What is it?"
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[personal profile] bluesuit_hoofy 2013-09-16 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Smile gone. Really, did Hain wonder why Handy would want to exterminate strike back against the changelings, if they went about causing genocide to replenish their ranks? "And what, that killed them?" he asks, serious as death. "So much for feeding without causing harm."