Nephenee Knight (
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Entry tags:
- fire emblem: nephenee [au],
- grandia: feena [ou],
- jeeves and wooster: bertram wooster [ou],
- mage: morgan knight [oc],
- mlp: pinkie pie [au1],
- original: crmsn [oc],
- zzz_azumanga daioh: chiyo mihama [au],
- zzz_fire emblem: lethe [ou],
- zzz_persona: rise kujikawa [au],
- zzz_sonic: miles tails prower [au2],
- zzz_touhou project: marisa kirisame [ou],
- zzz_transformers: arcee [ou]
33rd Lance ↟, 3rd Sword | That bwessed awwangement... [Visual/Action/backdated to 15th]
[The feed pops up, and immediately on-screen is an evergreen stallion getting herded into view, stumbling on three hooves as he waves sheepishly at the camera. Nephenee's head pokes up from where she was pushing him on, and if there's any term to describe her aura right now, it's "glowing". She's practically buzzing. Did someone give her caffeine again?]
[In any case, she makes sure the scroll's got them both framed, and grins.]
Hey, Everypony! Hope y'all had a good Hearts an' Hooves!
We sure did!
We gotta big announcement to share with everypony!
We sure do! [Morgan isn't really here to help.]
[Nephenee is half bouncing, half-buzzing in excitement, and after a moment, she finally gets the words out.]
Morgan asked me to marry him! An' Ah said yes!
[She holds up a hoof that has a titanium bracelet on it with small gems and engravings. It's really, really nice.]
That's right, I scooped the best girl in Equestria and there's nothing you can do about it! All the rest of you can wither in despair! WITHER! [Cue Morgan shaking a hoof at the scroll.]
[She grins brightly.] Absolutely nothin'! We ain't sure when it's happenin' yet, but we wanted to share it with everypony~
[Morgan just points a hoof at Neph. Seriously, all her idea to announce it like this.]
[Well, what an announcement!]
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[Private to Crmsn, before the announcement]:
Hey, Dad! Wanted to see if ya want to come over for tea an' lunch at my house. We ain't had a good chance to sit down an' chat since Ah been back.
[In any case, she makes sure the scroll's got them both framed, and grins.]
Hey, Everypony! Hope y'all had a good Hearts an' Hooves!
We sure did!
We gotta big announcement to share with everypony!
We sure do! [Morgan isn't really here to help.]
[Nephenee is half bouncing, half-buzzing in excitement, and after a moment, she finally gets the words out.]
Morgan asked me to marry him! An' Ah said yes!
[She holds up a hoof that has a titanium bracelet on it with small gems and engravings. It's really, really nice.]
That's right, I scooped the best girl in Equestria and there's nothing you can do about it! All the rest of you can wither in despair! WITHER! [Cue Morgan shaking a hoof at the scroll.]
[She grins brightly.] Absolutely nothin'! We ain't sure when it's happenin' yet, but we wanted to share it with everypony~
[Morgan just points a hoof at Neph. Seriously, all her idea to announce it like this.]
[Well, what an announcement!]
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[Private to Crmsn, before the announcement]:
Hey, Dad! Wanted to see if ya want to come over for tea an' lunch at my house. We ain't had a good chance to sit down an' chat since Ah been back.
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[She's not sure what to think of that...whoever set him up must not have known about the whole 'married' thing...]
[And speaking of marriage...as they come up to the kitchen, there's a familiar looking stallion there, who's...getting bugged by a steel-blue diamond dog.]
Myrddin, quit that, he ain't got any poffins for ya!
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Neph! I'm going to be eaten alive!
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[The sight is enough to make Crmsn stop and chuckle.]
Well hi Morgan, gonna be joinin' us for lunch? That is, if you don't become lunch first...
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Ain't gonna work on me, Miri. Say you're sorry an' go lay down, Ah'll bring ya a treat in a bit.
[The diamond dog looks at Morgan pitifully, making a short whine before skittering off. Welp, guess that was a 'sorry'.]
Don't think slobbery Morgan'd taste too good anyhow.
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Uh-huh...in what universe did ya do that, Ah wonder?
[She can't help but shake her head. Boys. Unbeknownst to Crmsn, there's a yellow, fluffy sheep stalking up behind her, which she tries very hard not to notice. Crmsn might get a bit of a static shock...]
So, whatcha'll thinkin' 'bout for lunch?
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[The shock is enough to make him jump forward a step and whirl around reflexively. Whatever gleam of surprise or readiness for a fight in his eyes is snuffed by the sheep standing there, which he stares at with slight confusion.]
Sheep Man?
[It takes a moment for Nephenee's question to register.]
Lunch! Right...feeling somethin' light, myself.
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[Meanwhile, the yellow sheep gives Crmsn a funny look, and asks, with mock offense in her voice:] Who are you callin' a mmman? I'm a Grade-A, Ammmpharos girl!
[And to back-up that remark, her fur lets off a few visible sparks. Her trainer just shakes her head, wing flittering lightly...and maybe tickling her passenger's underbelly.] What are we countin' as light? Light for us ain't the same as light for others!
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[He laughs and inclines his head to the sheep with a smile. He casts a glance over at the couple and raises an eyebrow thoughtfully, a smirk turning up along his face.]
We can liken a light lunch to just enough to fill one of four stomachs I imagine. Though I'd rather not lilt lightly about lunch since it doesn't lessen the likeliness of me getting hungrier.
[Dad joke style #27: alliteration.]
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Huh? What're ya...oh, sorry! [She didn't mean to do that, honest! Folding them neatly, she gives her passenger an apologetic look, before looking back to Crmsn.]
Are ya saying you've got four stomachs, or that we got four stomach to fill between us? Cause if it's the second, we got five. Myrddin's with us too, ya know? Reckon he'll fuss if we don't give him somethin'.
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He grins at his daughter after a moment and nods.]
The former, though the latter isn't too far off with the caveat of adding a stomach, of course. Though I'd label it six. Pokemon eat just as much as digimon, if memory serves...
[He pauses briefly before snickering to himself.]
Eight since you two eat about as much as well, come to think of it. Hell, might as well make enough for an army, light or not, I'm sure one of us will finish it off by the end.