mylittlejamjar | [Accidental Video] -7th Shadow- Get to me...

[The feed opens on Crmsn talking to a photograph rather abruptly.]

-even reminds me of Serre a bit...definitely has that same tenacity as the kids. You'd never think they'd run out of steam. I think you'd like her. She's gettin' married soon too...I know right? Never thought I'd have the chance to give someone away at least for another twenty years.

[He's sitting by the window of his room, half draped across the sill in the early morning light, with a stuffed purple rabbit nestled up in the crook of one of his forelegs, and smiling wistfully at a photograph.]

Hey love...It was Valentines Day recently y'know. Well...not what they call it here, but the sentiment is the same....

[He shifts a little and softly taps the photograph with a hoof.]

Wonder what you did for yours. Probably would have spent it in the lab, working on the next big project. Heh...y'know that's something I miss the most I think. Sitting back to back in the lab and knowing you were there. That any time I could just turn around and smile at you and...and you'd look over and smile back.

[His voice softens considerably.]

...I miss you, love. I miss the kids...I miss our home, and our friends. There's a big gapin' hole in my heart...I keep tryin' to fill it up, but after a while...there's just nothin' to grab onto. Isn't anything I can do about it either.

[He sniffs, then scoffs a little and covers his eyes with a hoof. Voice going from low to strained.]

I feel like I'm slowly losin' your face. I think that's the biggest hurt. All I have is this damn photo...this world couldn't even let it be normal...had to mess with it and make it different too. I think if it wasn't for that magic of yours I'd-

[He shifts to reflexively rub at his chest, a pained expression pulling across his face.]

You're so close and so far away. I can't reach you...m'not gonna stop trying though.

[He takes a shakey breath and lets it out hard...then pulls the photo up and gives it a gentle kiss. He settles on the sill, half cradling the picture and the rabbit protectively.]

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[Oh, gross. When did Science Side become such a miserable sap? See, this is why you don't get married, kids. The party always stops there.

Dandy doesn't respond right away, and it's totally not because he wants to make it look like he never saw that message in the first place. It was clearly an accident, the right thing to do is give people their space. Dandy doesn't do the right thing, obviously, he was just...not in the mood. That sounds about right...

The point is, he totally doesn't care.]

Hey, what's up? I'm bored as hell and you haven't entertained me in awhile. Seriously that's just, like, poor form on your part.

Let's get drunk.

[Crmsn blinks at Dandy. Had he seen? There wasn't any chiding...or mocking...There was however a very confused amount of pony staring at this enigma of a griffon. Then again, even though the dude lacked a couple social graces...that was just fine and...Dandy. ~~YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!~~ It didn't take long that he kind of expected nothing less.

After a moment, he scoffs...and there's a flicker of a smirk on his face.]

Yeah...sure thing Dandy-man. I'll meet you over at the Decanter. You keep me waitin' too long though and I won't pick up the tab.

Dude, I'm already there.

[And he is. ...Somehow. He definitely wasn't before, either, that was in fact his bedroom just a few seconds ago. Shhh, no questions, only Dandy.]

You better get your ass over here before I...I 'unno, eat all the pretzels or something.

[He's...not even going to ask how that happened. So far as he knew, Dandy could teleport at will. Though there was a lack of glowing so maybe it was just a Dandy thing.]

Damn, dude, slow down or you're gonna choke on one of those things. Be right there.

[He pushes up and sets the photograph and rabbit aside after closing the scroll.

He doesn't have the space warping powers of Dandy, but he knows the way to the Decanter like the back of his hoof. Soon enough he's pulling a spot up next to Dandy.]

Yo.

About time, yeesh.

[Dandy doesn't even wait for Crmsn to say anything else before ordering him a drink and throwing some deep thought inducing questions his way. The more your mind is on something else, the less sad you have to be about whatever was bugging you before.

But again, Dandy doesn't care about that.]

Okay, serious question, but what do you think the bird-thing ladies look like around here? Like...would they be hot? Because I've seen a lot of pony booty, and they very rarely ever do it for me. I need your input, you're a horse, so...are horses just hotter to you now or something? You gotta answer, it's for science, baby.

Oh yeah there were like...a bunch of them here about a year ago. Huge kerfuffle about some weather gem and the cloud city being stolen by them. I think they're about a point or two hotter than the pony's.

[Crmsn takes the drink and takes a healthy swig of it.]

Seriously though, booty is booty. If it's a good booty, does it matter what it's attached to?

[Dandy gives Crmsn a look. Booty is booty indeed.]

Of course it doesn't matter, but that's the problem. Horses here don't have any booty worth talking about, except maybe the princesses. I'm pretty much stuck on a bootyless plane-

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Woah, wait, what? Did I seriously miss all the bird chicks? Dude, weak...

[Heartbroken, Dandy takes a swig of his own drink, only able to imagine booties past. A point or two hotter is still a point or two hotter... Damn.]

Yeah dude, whole flock of'em.

[He laughs a little.]

They were over visiting from Griffaltar. If you're lookin' for bird chicks, you'll probably find most of them there...

[He thinks about it for a moment.]

Probably find yourself some over at Las Pegasus too come to think of it...

[Can someone spell road trip?]

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