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Pinkie Pie (EG) ([personal profile] usedpartycannon) wrote in [community profile] mylittlejamjar2015-03-01 10:41 am

Return of the Meal Time - Visual Morning of the 1st

[The shot shows a pristine kitchen. Very modern, very spacious. And then Pinkie pops up.]

IT'S MUFFIN TIME MOTHER*QUACK*ERS!

[REGULAR! ORDINARY! EQUESTRIAN MEAL TIMEEEEEEEEEE!

IN EQUESTRIAN!]

[One by one, Pinkie starts hurling things across the kitchen into the wall.]

FLOUR!

WHITE SUGAR

BAKING POWDER!

SALT!

MILK! [Pinkie takes a moment to drink from the carton.] Ah, the white gold.

EGG! [Splat goes the egg.]

BUTTER!

And Vanilla. [She gently places it down among the mess.]

Combine dry ingredients, WITH YOUR HOOF!

[Violently, Pinkie starts mixing everything, smashing the sugar, flower, baking powder and salt into a bowl.] AND PUNCH IT! [The mixture went everywhere.]

Melt your butter. As a note, you might want to turn the volume down.

[Inhaling, she let out a bloodcurdling scream at the butter which melted under the force. Sliding it into another bowl, she cracked an egg.] One egg!

[And she chewed on the egg shells.]

Filter the milk THROUGH YOUR MANE!

[She picks it up, and for a moment there's a look of disapproval from off the camera. Pinkie sheepishly lowers the milk and measures it out calmly.]

Thank you. [Said Maud as she went back to sleep. She was visiting today.]

Slowly combine the ingredients and mix until just combined.

BROWN SUGAR!

GROUND CINNAMON! Whirl these into the mixture, don't combine, just whirl. Gently now, gently, like you're handling a soft fluffy bunny.

Fill your muffin trays!

[Filling all of them in one enormous toss, she added,] Now prepare the cream cheese and butter. This time... we'll use the microwave. [And there's a beeping noise.]

ON! [And she shoves the mix into the oven.]

While you're waiting for the muffins to bake, watch some TV.

[The scene changes to Pinkie's laptop set up as her and Maud watch an episode of Justice League.]

Carefully let the muffins cool and add the cream cheese spread. CREAM CHEESE. BUTTER. MILK! VANILLA EXTRACT. And powdered sugar. Yummy.

When you're done, breakfast is served!

[Maud is feeding boulder and Pinkie dings a bell.] Breakfast is on, Rainbow, Sunset!

This has been a Regular Ordinary Equestrian Meal Time. Next time, we make pie. Lots of pie. Link for the recipe is in the description down below.

[And sure enough there's some kind of weird link for the food.]
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
That's...kind of worrying.
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, that's good.

Did you want any help looking at that stuff? I'm pretty sure I have some extra tools too.
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds great! I'll be right over!

[I'm sure the audible stomach growl wasn't audible at all :P]
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[And she's trying not to devour the muffins too fast. It's only polite, despite the fact that she's ravenous.]
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
W-*gulp*-well...I do have experience with strange power sources...

[Plezuon will chirp, annoyed, from her satchel.]
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 07:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Another muffin down, and she's over to inspect it.]

Hmmmm...I think you might be right. It's got the right connection points...
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope...

[She's still trying to spot the trick to it...]
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe...Plezuon! The Porta-charger!

[The dino will duck into the satchel and fling out a small c-shaped object with wires on the sides.]

Maybe if I make a modulation to the frequency of my (new and experiential)portable Zyudenchi charger, we can get it charged up!
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok...hooked up. Time to adjust the circuitry.

[She'll float the charger in front of them, while hovering a screwdriver into a slot in the bottom.]
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Ok...I think I've found the frequency. Let's try it.

[And CLICK.]
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Phwe....Let's make sure to write this frequency down first.
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[personal profile] oceanicbrave 2015-03-01 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, now that we've figured this out...

[And didn't fry the portable...]

I can make you your own charger that's set to your frequency.