Return of the Meal Time - Visual Morning of the 1st

[usedpartycannon]

[The shot shows a pristine kitchen. Very modern, very spacious. And then Pinkie pops up.]

IT'S MUFFIN TIME MOTHER*QUACK*ERS!

[REGULAR! ORDINARY! EQUESTRIAN MEAL TIMEEEEEEEEEE!

IN EQUESTRIAN!]

[One by one, Pinkie starts hurling things across the kitchen into the wall.]

FLOUR!

WHITE SUGAR

BAKING POWDER!

SALT!

MILK! [Pinkie takes a moment to drink from the carton.] Ah, the white gold.

EGG! [Splat goes the egg.]

BUTTER!

And Vanilla. [She gently places it down among the mess.]

Combine dry ingredients, WITH YOUR HOOF!

[Violently, Pinkie starts mixing everything, smashing the sugar, flower, baking powder and salt into a bowl.] AND PUNCH IT! [The mixture went everywhere.]

Melt your butter. As a note, you might want to turn the volume down.

[Inhaling, she let out a bloodcurdling scream at the butter which melted under the force. Sliding it into another bowl, she cracked an egg.] One egg!

[And she chewed on the egg shells.]

Filter the milk THROUGH YOUR MANE!

[She picks it up, and for a moment there's a look of disapproval from off the camera. Pinkie sheepishly lowers the milk and measures it out calmly.]

Thank you. [Said Maud as she went back to sleep. She was visiting today.]

Slowly combine the ingredients and mix until just combined.

BROWN SUGAR!

GROUND CINNAMON! Whirl these into the mixture, don't combine, just whirl. Gently now, gently, like you're handling a soft fluffy bunny.

Fill your muffin trays!

[Filling all of them in one enormous toss, she added,] Now prepare the cream cheese and butter. This time... we'll use the microwave. [And there's a beeping noise.]

ON! [And she shoves the mix into the oven.]

While you're waiting for the muffins to bake, watch some TV.

[The scene changes to Pinkie's laptop set up as her and Maud watch an episode of Justice League.]

Carefully let the muffins cool and add the cream cheese spread. CREAM CHEESE. BUTTER. MILK! VANILLA EXTRACT. And powdered sugar. Yummy.

When you're done, breakfast is served!

[Maud is feeding boulder and Pinkie dings a bell.] Breakfast is on, Rainbow, Sunset!

This has been a Regular Ordinary Equestrian Meal Time. Next time, we make pie. Lots of pie. Link for the recipe is in the description down below.

[And sure enough there's some kind of weird link for the food.]

Comments

[oceanicbrave]

.....Pinkie-san....that was...incredible.

[In such awe at the violence used.]

[usedpartycannon]

I know right? Had a lot more planned but Maud got in late last night. Wanted to let her sleep.

And I didn't know if Hayate came home either. So yeah, sleeping friendsies.

[oceanicbrave]

That's...kind of worrying.

[usedpartycannon]

Oh it shouldn't be. Hayate's usually out late after all, so we're all used to it. And there's plenty of room in the lab if she came in downstairs. That's where I keep all of the junk I found in the Archives I'm working on just because!

[oceanicbrave]

Well, that's good.

Did you want any help looking at that stuff? I'm pretty sure I have some extra tools too.

[usedpartycannon]

Sure, I wouldn't mind! I think I might have broke something last time when I put my own cycle together. You can come and look at what I have? Grab some breakfast too.

[oceanicbrave]

Sounds great! I'll be right over!

[I'm sure the audible stomach growl wasn't audible at all :P]

[usedpartycannon]

[And of course the door's open so Yayoi can come right in. The smell of breakfast is in the air as Pinkie answered the door.]

Come on in! Food's on the table first, so we'll eat and then go down to the lab.

[oceanicbrave]

Thank you!

[And she's trying not to devour the muffins too fast. It's only polite, despite the fact that she's ravenous.]

[usedpartycannon]

[She can tell. Yayoi needs a lot more food right now.]

The lab is more or less just a workshop to be honest. I finished the fine tuning on a few things, but I haven't figured out what's what yet. A lot of these things have really weird power sources.

[hattrickery]

It's been long since established that out of the pressing mortal needs - food, water, sleep - Hayate really only needs the third one. Not needing food isn't the same thing as not wanting food, however, and just to prove it she's flying down from her room at the scent of cinnamon.

"Morning, Pinkie! Morning, pretty mare I don't know!"

[usedpartycannon]

"Good morning, Hayate! So you did come in last night, I was wondering!"

Maud raised a hoof and blinked in greeting. "This is Maud, my big sister! She's a geologist!"

"Hello," said Maud in her soft deadpan voice.

[hattrickery]

"Hi! I'm Hayate; Pinkie lets me sleep here."

Brief pause as she reorients to address Pinkie.

"I got in pretty late; I spent twelve hours combing the Everfree for basilisk scales for Sterling Silver's latest project. Sorry."

[usedpartycannon]

"Oh ho? That's pretty cool actually. Glad you're not hurt or anything."

Maud blinked once and tilted her head. "Hello Hayate. I'm Maud."

[hattrickery]

"Nice to meet you, Maud!"

Wait, hold up - Maud's a geologist, huh? Hayate will just take a second to remove something from under her hat.

...it appears to be a rock.

"I found this rock in the Everfree - would you like it?"

[usedpartycannon]

"A mica," said Maud, nodding. "I would like it, thank you."

Pinkie grinned a little at the sight. Maud was practically dancing at the sight of it.

[hattrickery]

Hayate will just gently hand it over.

"Here you go!"

Okay, now it is time for muffins!

[usedpartycannon]

While Maud cooed over her new rock, and tried not to make Boulder jealous, Pinkie munched on her food. "Thanks for making Maud's day today. She came in pretty late and was tired."

[hattrickery]

Hayate grins.

"It's what I do! Can I have a muffin?"

[goalriff]

[Dash does wake up to the noise going around in the kitchen. An annoyed yawn has her out of bed to go see what the racket was about.

Okay so, this is Pinkie - what Dash was seeing surprised her. But she shouldn't be, after the lessons that Pinkie had been getting from Granny Smith. Matter of fact, one of the batter bowls had landed on the top of her head then. Dash rolled her eyes inwardly at that.]

... Pinkie?

[usedpartycannon]

Oh hey, good morning Dashie! Come on over, I'm just cleaning up now.

[Maud's there too, munching quietly on a cinnamon bun muffin as Pinkie piles the frosting onto a muffin and offers it to Rainbow.] Fresh out of the oven!

[goalriff]

[Have a half-asleep, half-awake Dash, Pinkie.]

Oh, hey Maud. [Another yawn escapes her, she didn't notice her at first. She sleepy takes the muffin and quietly eats it.]

[usedpartycannon]

Hello. [Maud continued to feed herself, and Boulder as Pinkie danced around the place, cleaning up the mess from the "angry Swedish cooking" she had performed.]

Sorry if I woke you, but I wanted to get that out of my system before I exploded or something. There's more breakfast though!

[goalriff]

When did Maud get here? [She didn't even know that Maud was here. Equestria is shaping up to mirror their world with little things like that.]

[usedpartycannon]

Last night, really late. She just stopped by on the way back to the homestead. Her work is proceeding pretty well!

It's about rocks. [Said Maud with her usual deadpan as Pinkie bit into another muffin.]