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mylittlejamjar2015-03-01 10:41 am
usedpartycannon) wrote in mylittlejamjar2015-03-01 10:41 am
Return of the Meal Time - Visual Morning of the 1st
[The shot shows a pristine kitchen. Very modern, very spacious. And then Pinkie pops up.]
IT'S MUFFIN TIME MOTHER*QUACK*ERS!
[REGULAR! ORDINARY! EQUESTRIAN MEAL TIMEEEEEEEEEE!
IN EQUESTRIAN!]
[One by one, Pinkie starts hurling things across the kitchen into the wall.]
FLOUR!
WHITE SUGAR
BAKING POWDER!
SALT!
MILK! [Pinkie takes a moment to drink from the carton.] Ah, the white gold.
EGG! [Splat goes the egg.]
BUTTER!
And Vanilla. [She gently places it down among the mess.]
Combine dry ingredients, WITH YOUR HOOF!
[Violently, Pinkie starts mixing everything, smashing the sugar, flower, baking powder and salt into a bowl.] AND PUNCH IT! [The mixture went everywhere.]
Melt your butter. As a note, you might want to turn the volume down.
[Inhaling, she let out a bloodcurdling scream at the butter which melted under the force. Sliding it into another bowl, she cracked an egg.] One egg!
[And she chewed on the egg shells.]
Filter the milk THROUGH YOUR MANE!
[She picks it up, and for a moment there's a look of disapproval from off the camera. Pinkie sheepishly lowers the milk and measures it out calmly.]
Thank you. [Said Maud as she went back to sleep. She was visiting today.]
Slowly combine the ingredients and mix until just combined.
BROWN SUGAR!
GROUND CINNAMON! Whirl these into the mixture, don't combine, just whirl. Gently now, gently, like you're handling a soft fluffy bunny.
Fill your muffin trays!
[Filling all of them in one enormous toss, she added,] Now prepare the cream cheese and butter. This time... we'll use the microwave. [And there's a beeping noise.]
ON! [And she shoves the mix into the oven.]
While you're waiting for the muffins to bake, watch some TV.
[The scene changes to Pinkie's laptop set up as her and Maud watch an episode of Justice League.]
Carefully let the muffins cool and add the cream cheese spread. CREAM CHEESE. BUTTER. MILK! VANILLA EXTRACT. And powdered sugar. Yummy.
When you're done, breakfast is served!
[Maud is feeding boulder and Pinkie dings a bell.] Breakfast is on, Rainbow, Sunset!
This has been a Regular Ordinary Equestrian Meal Time. Next time, we make pie. Lots of pie. Link for the recipe is in the description down below.
[And sure enough there's some kind of weird link for the food.]
IT'S MUFFIN TIME MOTHER*QUACK*ERS!
[REGULAR! ORDINARY! EQUESTRIAN MEAL TIMEEEEEEEEEE!
IN EQUESTRIAN!]
[One by one, Pinkie starts hurling things across the kitchen into the wall.]
FLOUR!
WHITE SUGAR
BAKING POWDER!
SALT!
MILK! [Pinkie takes a moment to drink from the carton.] Ah, the white gold.
EGG! [Splat goes the egg.]
BUTTER!
And Vanilla. [She gently places it down among the mess.]
Combine dry ingredients, WITH YOUR HOOF!
[Violently, Pinkie starts mixing everything, smashing the sugar, flower, baking powder and salt into a bowl.] AND PUNCH IT! [The mixture went everywhere.]
Melt your butter. As a note, you might want to turn the volume down.
[Inhaling, she let out a bloodcurdling scream at the butter which melted under the force. Sliding it into another bowl, she cracked an egg.] One egg!
[And she chewed on the egg shells.]
Filter the milk THROUGH YOUR MANE!
[She picks it up, and for a moment there's a look of disapproval from off the camera. Pinkie sheepishly lowers the milk and measures it out calmly.]
Thank you. [Said Maud as she went back to sleep. She was visiting today.]
Slowly combine the ingredients and mix until just combined.
BROWN SUGAR!
GROUND CINNAMON! Whirl these into the mixture, don't combine, just whirl. Gently now, gently, like you're handling a soft fluffy bunny.
Fill your muffin trays!
[Filling all of them in one enormous toss, she added,] Now prepare the cream cheese and butter. This time... we'll use the microwave. [And there's a beeping noise.]
ON! [And she shoves the mix into the oven.]
While you're waiting for the muffins to bake, watch some TV.
[The scene changes to Pinkie's laptop set up as her and Maud watch an episode of Justice League.]
Carefully let the muffins cool and add the cream cheese spread. CREAM CHEESE. BUTTER. MILK! VANILLA EXTRACT. And powdered sugar. Yummy.
When you're done, breakfast is served!
[Maud is feeding boulder and Pinkie dings a bell.] Breakfast is on, Rainbow, Sunset!
This has been a Regular Ordinary Equestrian Meal Time. Next time, we make pie. Lots of pie. Link for the recipe is in the description down below.
[And sure enough there's some kind of weird link for the food.]
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"Is there any orange juice?"
Because if Hayate's going to eat, she's going to get the full experience.
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Going over, she popped it open and poured the juice out of the pitcher into the cup, and handed it over to Hayate. "Here, give this a shot."
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Why
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"Sometimes, it feels like any town that builds below ground is just asking for monsters to infest it, you know?"
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