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[adandyinspace]

Hey, what's shakin'? Name's Dandy, but you already knew that.

[WINK]

Hey! So, I got a game. Time to sit your asses down and listen up. For anyone who went on our little cosmic field trip, I need a list of names of all the GOD DAMN BASTARDS WHO YELLED AT THE FRIGGIN' DEATH HORSE SO I CAN SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE.

Bonus points if you're a cutie.

['NOTHER WINK]

Think you can do that for me? Because nothing, and I mean nothing, is gonna keep me from getting back to BooBies, baby. There is no way in hell I'm letting any of you colorful horse bastards ruin what I got going so far, you hear me? You jackasses just set me back way too far, there's a damn good reason why I screen my Team Dandy members.

You, uh, failed. So yeeeaaah...

[Seriously, gonna have a loooong talk with little miss Jappleack when she gets back.]

Oh, uh, Leatherhead? Try not to make any plans this weekend, you and me are going out, baby! OH YEAH!

[Dandy outtie]

Comments

[kuukai]

Has tha' ever worked b'fore? [ Dully. ] Sounds like th'most tha's ever happened is we've gone in, we've seen some ghosts, or ponies have appeared later without their memories. Hell, it happened with Jappleack.

[adandyinspace]

There's one huge difference, baby. I'm Dandy.

[kuukai]

Ya've got just as much chance as th'rest of us of gettin' taken.

[ Sigh. ] If ya do go back, let me know. At least ya can damn vouch fer me.

[adandyinspace]

Uh, I'm sorry, when did I take orders from you? I'm doing this solo, step off.

[kuukai]

Even though ya know tha's a damn stupid idea?

[adandyinspace]

Stupid ideas are usually the best ideas, baby. Everyone expects a well thought out plan.

Besides, don't you have some nerd kid you hang out with? Won't he get pissed?

[kuukai]

Heh. Guess tha's one way o'lookin' at it...

He's said it'd be fine. We gotta do what we gotta do. An' besides, he's strong. I can vouch fer him.

[adandyinspace]

Yeah, well I can vouch for me and I'm awesome. I got this, you just go back to doing whatever bears do. Fighting sharks? Pretty sure they fight sharks. Go do that, maybe I'll finally think you're worth my time.

[kuukai]

[ Eye-narrowing. What are you planning, Dandy? ] Fine. Won' miss ya. Luck, I guess, but if ya don' come back, least ya went down tryin'.

[adandyinspace]

Save your luck for somebody who needs it, you're talking to Dandy here. I'm practically made of the stuff.