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mylittlejamjar2015-03-18 07:59 pm
adandyinspace) wrote in mylittlejamjar2015-03-18 07:59 pm
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Hey, what's shakin'? Name's Dandy, but you already knew that.
[WINK]
Hey! So, I got a game. Time to sit your asses down and listen up. For anyone who went on our little cosmic field trip, I need a list of names of all the GOD DAMN BASTARDS WHO YELLED AT THE FRIGGIN' DEATH HORSE SO I CAN SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE.
Bonus points if you're a cutie.
['NOTHER WINK]
Think you can do that for me? Because nothing, and I mean nothing, is gonna keep me from getting back to BooBies, baby. There is no way in hell I'm letting any of you colorful horse bastards ruin what I got going so far, you hear me? You jackasses just set me back way too far, there's a damn good reason why I screen my Team Dandy members.
You, uh, failed. So yeeeaaah...
[Seriously, gonna have a loooong talk with little miss Jappleack when she gets back.]
Oh, uh, Leatherhead? Try not to make any plans this weekend, you and me are going out, baby! OH YEAH!
[Dandy outtie]
[WINK]
Hey! So, I got a game. Time to sit your asses down and listen up. For anyone who went on our little cosmic field trip, I need a list of names of all the GOD DAMN BASTARDS WHO YELLED AT THE FRIGGIN' DEATH HORSE SO I CAN SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE.
Bonus points if you're a cutie.
['NOTHER WINK]
Think you can do that for me? Because nothing, and I mean nothing, is gonna keep me from getting back to BooBies, baby. There is no way in hell I'm letting any of you colorful horse bastards ruin what I got going so far, you hear me? You jackasses just set me back way too far, there's a damn good reason why I screen my Team Dandy members.
You, uh, failed. So yeeeaaah...
[Seriously, gonna have a loooong talk with little miss Jappleack when she gets back.]
Oh, uh, Leatherhead? Try not to make any plans this weekend, you and me are going out, baby! OH YEAH!
[Dandy outtie]
no subject
[She's already trained one stallion out of the habit. Don't make her train another.]
Regardless, I would advise not shooting people in the head. A hoof to the back of the head works rather nicely.