Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta (
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mylittlejamjar2015-03-31 02:16 pm
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Deal with the Devil. I mean Demon. [Visual, open]
[Zetta seems completely unconcerned as he lounges in his throne, waving a hoof casually at the scroll.]
So somebody blabbed my plans already, but that minion-mimicking minx got the basics in one. You guys are losing power left and right, but I -- I, Zetta, the most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos -- have it to spare!
So, how can you get a piece of my might? A slice of mana power all your own? [Zetta rubs his forehooves together in delight.] You join my team, of course. Become my loyal minion and I'll give you power. Add it to your own or replace what you lost, I don't care.
...Seriously, you guys haven't stopped this weirdo yet? You're slipping. Anyway, offer's good starting now!
So somebody blabbed my plans already, but that minion-mimicking minx got the basics in one. You guys are losing power left and right, but I -- I, Zetta, the most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos -- have it to spare!
So, how can you get a piece of my might? A slice of mana power all your own? [Zetta rubs his forehooves together in delight.] You join my team, of course. Become my loyal minion and I'll give you power. Add it to your own or replace what you lost, I don't care.
...Seriously, you guys haven't stopped this weirdo yet? You're slipping. Anyway, offer's good starting now!
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It's mana power. It amplifies whatever you got. It's the great equalizer, the reason guns don't hurt more than swords and how you can destroy a planet in an attack animation with a pathetically low attack stat.
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[And she's going to just ignore what Zetta said about the 'destroy a planet' bit. Still, at least she's getting magic she's familiar with, so she nods at the explanation.]
I'll do it.
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[Calling him 'sir' is a must now, right?]
But first, I just want to say thank you. Thank you for trying to help.
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Rule number one! No thanking the Overlord for being marginally less evil!
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