Deal with the Devil. I mean Demon. [Visual, open]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta seems completely unconcerned as he lounges in his throne, waving a hoof casually at the scroll.]

So somebody blabbed my plans already, but that minion-mimicking minx got the basics in one. You guys are losing power left and right, but I -- I, Zetta, the most badass freaking Overlord in the entire cosmos -- have it to spare!

So, how can you get a piece of my might? A slice of mana power all your own? [Zetta rubs his forehooves together in delight.] You join my team, of course. Become my loyal minion and I'll give you power. Add it to your own or replace what you lost, I don't care.

...Seriously, you guys haven't stopped this weirdo yet? You're slipping. Anyway, offer's good starting now!

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Yeah... um, he might get all cranky if he hears this, and start being all, 'why don't you want to date my minion?', but I'm sure you can handle him.

He's really old! 35,000 years! Powerful demons can live a very long time.

[sailorlaughter]

Oh! Do you think he'd kidnap me again?

Also do you know when his birthday is?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

He still talks about those days in horror! But I don't think he means it...

Um, it's hard to say when his birthday is when years and even the flow of time differ. I mean I'm not even sure Equestria has the right months for it.

[sailorlaughter]

If you had to pick one, though? I've totally done that, you wouldn't BELIEVE how many people have weird birthday shenanigans going on!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

July maybe? Or August? I'm sure you could pick a day... [Because that could be entertaining.]

[sailorlaughter]

August sounds better. Maybe like theeeeeeee...23rd?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Earlier. He should be a Leo, right?

[So they don't have normal months or anything, but they understand astrology?]

[sailorlaughter]

Oh, that's a good idea! How about the 13th? 'Cause that's like an eeeeeevil number, right?

[badassfreakingoverlord]

It's more unlucky, but that might describe the Overlord pretty well in a lot of ways too, huh?

[sailorlaughter]

I guess so?

Great! I'll write that down!

[badassfreakingoverlord]

...You never heard it from me, okay?

[Loyal you are ON THE RADIO]

[sailorlaughter]

Got it!