[Action] - Fourth Wall Event

[kingofthetoybox]

[Just by a couple homes, a giant, metallic, futuristic bed has found its way smack dab in the middle of the road. It's clear to see that the bed, ominous and imposing with its dark purple color and 'face', though offset just a bit by the pig snout emblem above it, is occupied. Lying in the bed, protected by a glass capsule, is a familiar boy.

... Boy? Was it appropriate to call him that?

He had all the features of a fat, young boy, but over them were all the features of a decrepit man: wrinkled, pale skin and gray hair.

The man lied there, gasping for breath, lounging underneath the sunny blue sky with not a single means available to him to escape it. If anyone approaches him, he'd turn his head, weakly, and say in his tired, scratchy, though bratty voice...]

... Like what you see...?

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[kingofthetoybox]

Okay.

[He says simply, mouth agape and expression hardly changing...]

That's pretty disgusting. If I could smell your breath, I'm sure that'd be disgusting too.

[discorderly]

Oh, it IS! I'll show you!

[Discord hefts a morning star he's holding now. If you want to tell him not to smash the glass, now is probably a good time.]

[kingofthetoybox]

[Porky presses a few buttons on a secret panel by his hand. The crib starts crackling with red electricity as if an electric fence had been turned on.]

Hey. This little toy of mine might not be able to move now, but you can see how how doing that? Would be a pretty bad idea. So. Don't?

[Hm.] Or did that actually make you want to do it?

[discorderly]

[.......yeah, it's that second one.

Discord brings the morning star down on the glass. His skeleton becomes visible as the electricity crackles through him, which he seems to enjoy immensely.]

[kingofthetoybox]

[There's a scratch that appears on the glass, but that's all that happens. As Discord delights in being electrocuted, Porky smiles just the same, laughing along with him.]

Man. You're one twisted, stupid monster. If you're going to go through life just doing everything those big, red signs tell you not to, how are you still here?

[discorderly]

I'm indestructible~

[Discord picks up the bed, inspecting it curiously.] Will you die if I take you out of here?

[kingofthetoybox]

Hi, indestructible. I'm immortal. [So he's a little surprised that Discord just effortlessly picked up his bed. But he remains still, cocking his head toward his direction. Though Porky can't really see him right now.]

So to answer your question, I guess. No. What? Are you.. Are you going to try and kill me?

[discorderly]

Of course not! I couldn't talk to you then!

[And Discord starts carrying the bed away.] But you must get TERRIBLY bored, sitting in this thing!

[kingofthetoybox]

[The smile fades away, turning into a slight frown.]

You have no idea. But hey, I do what I can. Back where I'm from, I didn't even have to move a muscle and the whole world would move for me. It's getting tiring, I'll admit, but that's still a pretty sweet deal.

[discorderly]

Mmmmmmm. I COULD do that, but it sounds far too controlled. Nothing's fun if it's all ordered, you know!

[kingofthetoybox]

You know what? You're right. It isn't.

[And that's something he learned when he finally managed to conquer the world.]

... That's why there always comes a point when you've finished stacking up those blocks all the way to the high heavens? It's more satisfying to kick it all down.

[discorderly]

That's still order. YOU made it, YOU destroy it.

What you really need is some outside stimuli!

[And Discord drops the bed into the lake.]

[kingofthetoybox]

[Given how heavy the bed is, it figures that it would sink like a rock into the lake. But even so, the ones that built it were smart. Water didn't enter through the capsule, nor did the electricity prove a problem. The machine was waterproof... but not amphibious.

Inside the capsule, Porky lied down as he felt himself descend more and more. Some fish passed by him. Some fish swam away from him. At this, he only laughed, delightedly kicking and moving his arms.]

Heh. Hehehehahahaah! *cough cough cough* ... W-wow, you. Hey, you can hear me, right? I know you can because you're magic and all. You actually dropped me in. I, wow, you're just the stupidest monster I've ever met.

[discorderly]

[Oh, Discord is right there, floating down along with the bed!]

Don't pretend you don't like fish~ [He SEES you there, Porky. Enjoying scaring fish.]