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mylittlejamjar2015-04-05 02:30 pm
kindergartencop) wrote in mylittlejamjar2015-04-05 02:30 pm
Entry tags:
[4th Wall] [Visual/Action, possibly]
[Good morning, Equestria. Anybody taking a look at the scrolls will find a very angular, very green, and very, very irritated lady glaring back at them. This isn't one of your normal, everyday glares, either. This is a glare that could cut diamonds. This is a killing glare.
It takes a second for her to realize that the scroll is actually on, to which she makes a little disgusted noise, like she just stepped in something gross.]
Absolutely primitive.
[And that's about all she's got to say, since she them turns away from the scroll, the fingers on her right hand rearranging into a hologram tablet hanging in midair. She fidgets with it for a few seconds before speaking again.]
Emergency log, date... [She pauses here to do some quick mental math.] Local time unknown. Escape pod appears to have veered off course. Dominant species of brightly colored ungulates vastly outnumbers human population. Will attempt to salvage escape velocity-capable craft from local technology. Alternatively, assess planet for Kindergarten viability.
Thus far, no signs of intelligent life observed.
[And the scroll is, of course, still open throughout this whole thing.
Maybe she just expected it to close on its own? Who knows?]
It takes a second for her to realize that the scroll is actually on, to which she makes a little disgusted noise, like she just stepped in something gross.]
Absolutely primitive.
[And that's about all she's got to say, since she them turns away from the scroll, the fingers on her right hand rearranging into a hologram tablet hanging in midair. She fidgets with it for a few seconds before speaking again.]
Emergency log, date... [She pauses here to do some quick mental math.] Local time unknown. Escape pod appears to have veered off course. Dominant species of brightly colored ungulates vastly outnumbers human population. Will attempt to salvage escape velocity-capable craft from local technology. Alternatively, assess planet for Kindergarten viability.
Thus far, no signs of intelligent life observed.
[And the scroll is, of course, still open throughout this whole thing.
Maybe she just expected it to close on its own? Who knows?]
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[This is, surprisingly, the least objectionable thing about Kindergartens.]
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Then why did you fear telling me anything about it?
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[Aside from, yknow, the giant reptile man. But even then, only a little.]
I just wasn't sure why I should bother.
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Because if I feel you are threatening this world, I will not hesitate to tear you apart with my own hands.