I used to wonder what friendship could be... [Visual, open.]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[So yeah. There's a familiar unicorn popping up on the scrolls, except, uh, he's not a unicorn any more. There's a couple of wings poking out from behind that massive fire mane.]

...As my first decree as Overlord of Equestria, apparently, I hereby, uh, politely request you all go light on the Princess jokes.

[...maybe he actually totally legitimately earned those wings, if he's asking like that.]

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Are any ponies not stubborn to an unbelievable fault?

[Despite everything they've put him through, he can't help but say this fondly.]

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[appletastic]

...I might just be one of the worst of us. Ask anypony. But don't you worry, it'll look just fine.

[She won't even drag in pigs and hay bales.]

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Hmph. I haven't had as much firsthand experience with you as, say, Twilight. Or Pinkie Pie. If you manage to be worse than them, I'll be impressed.

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[appletastic]

...then you might want to look out.

[She laughs.]

Anyhow, I'll see you. Ain't nothing you can do about it.

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[badassfreakingoverlord]

Well, if stubborness and sexiness go together the way they do for other ponies, I'll be the winner there.

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[appletastic]

Right. I'll make sure I never tell Rarity I heard a word.