Dr. Ivo Robotnik (
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mylittlejamjar2015-04-25 10:57 pm
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2nd Egg - Industrial Revolution
Some would say that I'm rather late with this statement, but I say I'm being fashionable. I'm quite glad that that insidious centaur Tirek got exactly what he deserved! Grrgh, I offered him quality scientific genius under the conditions I could manage and he poo-poo's it like last week's chili dogs!
[Oh, yes. Some people wouldn't take too kindly to trying to team up with supervillains.]
... Ehh, not that I didn't give him the ol' what for! Don't look at me that way, I was completely on your side.
What was I saying... oh yes, having been sent flying over town gave me a good view of the place. It's, to put it politely, a backwaters dump! What you all need is mechanization. Industry!
Science!
So that some magic-hungry goat doesn't get the better of us ever again, I, the ingenious Dr. Rrrrrobotnik, am announcing plans to start up an ironworks, for metalry and robot-building! Well? This is your big break! I could use some mini-err, partners for this noble venture. So who's in!?
[Oh, yes. Some people wouldn't take too kindly to trying to team up with supervillains.]
... Ehh, not that I didn't give him the ol' what for! Don't look at me that way, I was completely on your side.
What was I saying... oh yes, having been sent flying over town gave me a good view of the place. It's, to put it politely, a backwaters dump! What you all need is mechanization. Industry!
Science!
So that some magic-hungry goat doesn't get the better of us ever again, I, the ingenious Dr. Rrrrrobotnik, am announcing plans to start up an ironworks, for metalry and robot-building! Well? This is your big break! I could use some mini-err, partners for this noble venture. So who's in!?
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[Is his evil transparent enough?]
They'll make sure nothing like Tirek happens ever again!
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I see.
I'm pretty sure at the size Tirek got, even the best robots won't do that much good against him. Besides, if he had magic, what's to stop him from making the robots immobile?
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The sky's the limit!
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