Some would say that I'm rather late with this statement, but I say I'm being fashionable. I'm quite glad that that insidious centaur Tirek got exactly what he deserved! Grrgh, I offered him quality scientific genius under the conditions I could manage and he poo-poo's it like last week's chili dogs!

[Oh, yes. Some people wouldn't take too kindly to trying to team up with supervillains.]

... Ehh, not that I didn't give him the ol' what for! Don't look at me that way, I was completely on your side.

What was I saying... oh yes, having been sent flying over town gave me a good view of the place. It's, to put it politely, a backwaters dump! What you all need is mechanization. Industry!

Science!

So that some magic-hungry goat doesn't get the better of us ever again, I, the ingenious Dr. Rrrrrobotnik, am announcing plans to start up an ironworks, for metalry and robot-building! Well? This is your big break! I could use some mini-err, partners for this noble venture. So who's in!?

[Oh, the good stuff just COULDN'T stay good, now could it? As there's now a very large man looking disoriented as he takes in his surroundings.]

The homes here... crude and almost... countryside-ish. More ponies than normal people here and... I don't feel the least bit connected to a computer... that could only mean one thing...!

[And he throws his head back and laughs.]

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! I'M FREE! I'M FREE FROM THAT DEAD END WORLD THAT IS "BETTERPLACE"! And I've found myself in a brand new world, ripe for turning into my Eggman Empire!

Watch out, world! Dr. Eggman has arrived! OHOHOHOHOHO-- *hack, cough, cough! Cough, wheeze, gag!*

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ROTTENNESS IS GOING ON HERE!? Why am I not in my house? WHY am I a walrus? WHY!? WHY!!

[The volume from the scroll intensifies with that shout and you could feel the magic parchment shaking in your hooves. A great big, red walrus pops up on the visuals, perfectly livid.]

Whoever's responsible for entrapping and locking down the great Dr. Rrrrrrobotnik in this despicably decorated dimension will have quite a lot to answer to! And I'll get my answers, even if I have to strangle it out of every last creature around here!

[He gives that some thought and smiles an evil grin. No, he'd do that anyway, answers or not. Sounds like a rip-roaring way to spend an evening. But he shakes that off, resuming his angry tirade.]

Regardless of whether or not I can make it back home today, this indiscretion has entitled me to one omelet. My breakfast is ruined and I'm holding that against everyone.