APPLE FACTS 18: APPLE TREES BLOSSOM IN SPRING AND MATURE IN AUTUMN [Visual]

[caneattheseapples]

So it looks like my ass has actually stayed stuck here for a full year, which I guess is kind of damn near amazing because you'd think the thing keeping us here would have gotten tired of my ass by now. But hey tell you what: because I'm in such a damn good mood, let's celebrate. You come to my farm today and if you're able to tell me an accurate fact about apples, I'll give you something nice. P.S. what I'm giving you is gonna be some kick ass apple shit.

Other than that know I've been asking for a lot of help lately but I gotta ask for a little more. So this Gala thing...what the hell is the business for this shit? Like, fanciest dance I was ever at was prom, but I suspect spiking the punch with Jack Daniels and cough syrup and necking in the janitor's closet is probably gonna get my ass thrown out of there a shitton quicker than it did at prom. I mean hell, I'm usually up for raising a ruckus but, you know. Kind of like to just have a nice time for once.

Already got a dress worked on and on the way, just need to know if there's anything else I need to avoid aside from how it's bad manners to flip tables over or punch a waiter or something.

Comments

[caneattheseapples]

Hell, if that's all maybe I can, though shit. They better liven it up a little bit. It was like a horror movie where you have to walk through a sea of mannequins or something.

[namedforcat]

That's all it is. And Gala's do tend to be more lively than dinner parties, because you're expected to dance and mingle instead of just mingle and eat.

And if you think that's a horror movie...watch the ones where the mannequins move if you're not watching them.

[caneattheseapples]

Dancing huh? Gonna have to bust my moves out? I can do that.

Man anything with mannequins is automatically a horror movie. They are some scary shit.

[namedforcat]

The nice thing about Gala's is the music tends to be a bit more varied. They don't have to stick with the pleasant background stuff.

And yes, yes they are. I don't feel comfortable with rows of identical faces staring at me.

[caneattheseapples]

Shit, me either. Hell, don't get me wrong, I like others to stare. Just.

Be different people.

[namedforcat]

Surprising how that makes a difference, huh?

[caneattheseapples]

Kind of, yeah. I mean, shit, if I just saw a whole army of the same person staring at me mercilessly I'd pretty well lose my shit and just go to town on their asses.

[namedforcat]

[He may uh...have been in that situation as a youngin']

Well, when they have numbers on their side...it gets a little difficult.

[caneattheseapples]

Probably. Just not a situation I think anyone would wanna be in.

[Sorry dude, she doesn't have much of a way to know.]

Hell though, you must be the expert of these kinds of things, considering how damn many you've gone to before.

[namedforcat]

[Don't worry Japple, it's all good]

Well, I have been to a lot of these kinds of parties, and they can be a lot of fun if you find the right person to hang out with. But if you have more questions I'd be happy to answer them as best I can.

[caneattheseapples]

I get anymore, you'll get 'em, and I'm sure as shit they'll come up.

I mean is there ever a time it's appropriate to hit a waiter, or not really?

[namedforcat]

Only if he is actually trying to poison you, and not just because you don't like the food he's offering. Or if he's acting dangerous. Or if he's a friend of yours and his boss isn't looking. But be careful with that one, as your sense of humour needs to match is.

[caneattheseapples]

Holy shit dude.

I didn't think you were even gonna actually answer my bullshit, but thanks.

[namedforcat]

I did offer to answer questions, didn't I? And no problem.