APPLE FACTS 18: APPLE TREES BLOSSOM IN SPRING AND MATURE IN AUTUMN [Visual]

[caneattheseapples]

So it looks like my ass has actually stayed stuck here for a full year, which I guess is kind of damn near amazing because you'd think the thing keeping us here would have gotten tired of my ass by now. But hey tell you what: because I'm in such a damn good mood, let's celebrate. You come to my farm today and if you're able to tell me an accurate fact about apples, I'll give you something nice. P.S. what I'm giving you is gonna be some kick ass apple shit.

Other than that know I've been asking for a lot of help lately but I gotta ask for a little more. So this Gala thing...what the hell is the business for this shit? Like, fanciest dance I was ever at was prom, but I suspect spiking the punch with Jack Daniels and cough syrup and necking in the janitor's closet is probably gonna get my ass thrown out of there a shitton quicker than it did at prom. I mean hell, I'm usually up for raising a ruckus but, you know. Kind of like to just have a nice time for once.

Already got a dress worked on and on the way, just need to know if there's anything else I need to avoid aside from how it's bad manners to flip tables over or punch a waiter or something.

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[caneattheseapples]

[Give her a minute. She has a response to you at the moment, Dandy, she really does. A response beyond just laughing in your face and really she just

Naw. Naw son. She's just laughing a bit now. She isn't sure where it even came from, not at first, but she is laughing sir, though she shakes her head a little and puts a hoof up.]

Sorry, I just....Ahahaha...sorry, you just look so disappointed I'm not giving some war cry or some shit about macking in the throne room it just....pfffft!

[Another burst of laughter at that, then snickering.]

Look.

I want to sneak off and mack with you in the throne room. Hell. I'm being serious alright, alright?

[Now stop being such a pouty shithead about it.]

[adandyinspace]

[WHY DOES HE PUT UP WITH HER? WHY DOES HE EVEN WANT TO BOTHER TO MAKE OUT WITH HER? HE BETS RUBY WOULD BE JUMPING FOR JOY OVER THE THRONE ROOM. JAPPLEACK IS THE WORST HORSE.]

Yeah yeah, I'm a real barrel of laughs.

[He could just change his mind. It'd be so easy.]

This dress better be hot, that's all I gotta say.

[caneattheseapples]

[Jeez you asshole stop being such a whiny douch about this so what if she isn't excited about the throne room she's excited about you but good luck getting that out of her]

Yeah, yeah. It will be. Shit. Calm down, space man. Hell. I'll show you a good time. And if you don't want to stay, hell. We don't gotta.

[adandyinspace]

[When one goes out with Space Dandy, it is an honor. People need to start acting like it, damn it.]

No shit, what do you think I am? Stupid? [Don't answer that.] The moment things turn into a snooze fest, I'm out, baby. We'll just have to hit the city.

With, like, bats or something.

[caneattheseapples]

Sounds good to me. I pretty much got my bat on me at all times, so I'm up for forking about town if this thing is a drag.

[adandyinspace]

Bullshit, you so do not carry a bat all the time. Where the hell would you put it?

[caneattheseapples]

[The moment he says that, she's already holding a bat. God knows how it got there, but there it is, and she just raises her eyebrows a little at him.

You wanna try her on this?]

[adandyinspace]

[OH. WELL THEN.]

I'm both confused and aroused...

[caneattheseapples]

Hey, if that does it for you then shit. There shouldn't be any trouble Gala night.

[She's cocky, but truthfully?

She has no idea how the hell she does it either. Just that she can.]

[adandyinspace]

[To be fair, Dandy's no stranger of pulling shit out of nowhere. It's just different when you see other people do it. ...And they aren't freakin' Pinkie Pie.]

Look at you, getting all my hopes up.

[caneattheseapples]

Trying to get something up.

[adandyinspace]

...

...Okay, so I'm sold on this Gala shit.

[caneattheseapples]

Thought you would.

See you then, space cowboy.