mylittlejamjar | APPLE FACTS 18: APPLE TREES BLOSSOM IN SPRING AND MATURE IN AUTUMN [Visual]

So it looks like my ass has actually stayed stuck here for a full year, which I guess is kind of damn near amazing because you'd think the thing keeping us here would have gotten tired of my ass by now. But hey tell you what: because I'm in such a damn good mood, let's celebrate. You come to my farm today and if you're able to tell me an accurate fact about apples, I'll give you something nice. P.S. what I'm giving you is gonna be some kick ass apple shit.

Other than that know I've been asking for a lot of help lately but I gotta ask for a little more. So this Gala thing...what the hell is the business for this shit? Like, fanciest dance I was ever at was prom, but I suspect spiking the punch with Jack Daniels and cough syrup and necking in the janitor's closet is probably gonna get my ass thrown out of there a shitton quicker than it did at prom. I mean hell, I'm usually up for raising a ruckus but, you know. Kind of like to just have a nice time for once.

Already got a dress worked on and on the way, just need to know if there's anything else I need to avoid aside from how it's bad manners to flip tables over or punch a waiter or something.

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[Now that definitely gets her attention.]

Oh and who is the lucky stallion you're bringing?

Well you've already met him. Dandy. Dude that got turned into a griffon that never shuts up and has an obnoxious hairstyle?

...Dandy.

[Yes, she most certainly remembers that one. Rarity raises an eyebrow slightly. Then again... she could see it.]

Well, I suppose you may be right on needing the basics of manners instead of the full treatment.

Yeah. Look.

I know the dude doesn't give the greatest impression. He's a loudmouthed, brash, asshole who doesn't seem like he cares about anyone but him. But at times, he kind of lets that down, you know. I've seen him care about others, and help, and show kindness. Behind all his cynical number one bullshit? He's a decent man. I just wish more people could see it. You could understand something like that, right?

I just want to have a good time at this thing. I want him to get to have a good time at this thing, which is the only reason I care about making sure I don't break so many taboos I get my ass thrown out in the first fifteen minutes, cause otherwise I wouldn't care that much.

[Rarity can't help it, she's smiling slightly at Jappleacks description of Dandy. It almost sounds like Zetta when she first met him.]

Then I shall help you in any way I can.

Besides, I doubt your date will be the only loudmouth there. I am taking Zetta after all.

I appreciate it. Some basic training won't kill me.

Hopefully we'll even get a hour in before some truly stupid shit happens.

Well...

[She's joking, honest.]

We can home, though I suspect that Zetta knows if he acts out, there won't be any.. shall we say a private after party.

[Japple laughs out at that, smirking.]

Got him that well way trained, huh? Guess you gotta use whatever you can to keep the dude from laying out the dramatics that much, considering your boy seems to love that shit.

You could say that. I dare say he may also be afraid of my gems as well. It pays to be a Knight-Commander seeing as it allows me to keep him on his hooves in more ways than one.

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[A small whistle at that one.]

Not afraid of letting him think you'd stick him a bit if he got too out of line, huh? That is some playing rough shit right there. I like it.

Darling, I have lashed out at him with my gems before. It's not an idle threat.

[Of course, at the time they weren't dating... but details.]

I find that playing rough with him is a necessity at times. Besides, I may look like a lady, but I have a certain edge myself.

Yeah, I've kind of seen that. You're not really like my Rarity, and, hell, you're the only other Rarity I have met, but I'm kind of guessing that's a trait all of them.

But I got ya. Doesn't matter who the dude is, you probably going to have to lay down the law at some point.

Hm...? Oh, other Rarities not being like yours? I would imagine so just going on what you've told me of her.

Precisely. Somethings are simply not tolerated. But, I suppose Zetta has earned certain.. graces.

[And she made him work for those.]

The cutting edge in your personality I mean. I like it.

Guessing some of the graces you've given him can be perks for yourself too sometimes.

Why thank you Darling. I dare say it makes me unique in some aspects.

Of course they are. A mare likes to feel special sometimes too.

[Of, she miiight just be smirking a little.]

Hell, ain't that the truth.

Like I said, kind of why I want to go to this, you know? I kind of haven't calmed my ass down since I got here. I think I need to at least sit a while before I burn my dumb ass out entirely.

At least you recognize the need to take a step back and calm down as it were. I'll help in any way I can. Manner lessons to helping you find a dress. All you need to do is ask.

And of course, a mask to go with the dress as well.

Think I might have the dress under control but finding a mask might help with this shit, I won't lie.

Thank you. I appreciate it.

Oh? Where are you getting the dress from if I may ask?

[She's honestly just curious since she's focusing more on herself and Zetta's outfits this year.]

Dude named Kanji. Big motherflocking dude, but damn if he can't sew. Or wear a dress for that matter, hell, he probably works his better than I could ever work one.

Oh! I'm familiar with him. He even offered to help me do inventory at some point. Honestly, by this point I really should get around to seeing his work in person just to compare the quality with my own stitching.

[Shrug.]

Well hell, in the end? Not really anything wrong with a little competition.

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