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the worst offense [visual/locked from Feena]

[Who's this pony? His face certainly isn't familiar...at least, not without that trademark black mask. But the voice, lower and flatter than it's ever sounded, is definitely Strong Bad's. Yes, apparently that's him, but he won't even look at the scroll directly.]

Lemme make one thing crystal-clear: I never want to hear a word about friendship again. At least not where I'm concerned.

I'm nobody's friend. Been there, tried it...and ended up being the bad guy anyway, so I'm thinking life's trying to tell me to stick to what I know. We're all be much happier pony-people this way, and that's just how it's gonna have to be.

So, uh...I hate you. I guess.

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[Well, that...somehow manages to calm him down.]

You hurt her emotionally...

[HE COULD HAVE SAID THAT, thanks for the near heart attack. Kafei was certain he'd have to attend wounds or something. At least...he hopes Strong Bad left it at a rejection.]

Yeah. I know I'm a real heel.

[There's a long, tired sigh on his end.]

I really am the last person to judge someone over breaking a young woman's heart.

[Granted, for different reasons, but he'd still be king hypocrite.]

I'll speak with Feena, rest assured. Although I don't understand...why reject her advances?

[What do you mean people don't always fall in love with the first person they see?! Blasphemy.]

She's about ten years younger than me, to start.

[But he can't blame anyone for missing it. She acts maturely...and he acts immaturely. Oops.]

And the first time I really met her...she was a little girl, scared. I stepped in to help her, and. She's like a sister to me.

Or. She was. Some brother I am.

[Ten years younger?! Okay, no one told him this. He's going to have to have a serious talk with Feena later...]

That...would be a very good reason, yes.

[And they made a mask and- Ugh, this is such a mess.]

But I can't understand why you'd leave her entirely. Yes, she's hurt now, but...but that's no reason to abandon...her.

[This can only get more awkward, he should NOT be the one having to tell someone this.]

I don't want to. I really like her, and I want to keep hanging with her! But...that's kind of how love goes. You've got your heart set on somebody, they say no, you're not gonna want to be their friend after that.

I made her cry, man. There's no coming back from that one.

Oh please, do not tell me how love goes. You don't know the first thing about love.

[Don't embarrass him like that, seriously.]

You honestly believe she'd rather lose you completely than keep your friendship?

[Dangit. He's just going to growl, because Kafei's right.]

I...don't know. Some people get all vengeance-minded lover scorned and go on a rampage.

[But that's not Feena.]

Some people'd rather pretend they never met the heartbreaker.

[More likely, but is it Feena?]

I care about her. A lot. But I dunno if she'll believe that now.

She certainly won't if you ignore her like this.

[Because he's really the kind of guy who should be saying that.]

Let her sleep this off, by then I should have spoken with her. You should contact her in the morning, I don't care how. A letter will easily suffice.

You're right. I'd better get to writing. And...not mess this up.

That's the beauty of writing a letter. You can take your time on it, make sure everything comes out the way you wish it to. If you see a mistake, simply rewrite it.

...Just promise me you won't send it until it covers everything you want to say.

You got it. I'll make sure it's perfect.

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