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[The scroll is being held so it provides a view of a large cylindrical wooden structure, along with 21 using his mechanical wings to hammer something near the top. 24 begins to speak.]

It sounds like some of you have been working up an appetite.

[His voice gets louder.]

Hey, 21, have you heard that going into battle for your Princess can make you hungry?

Oh, really? I wouldn't know about that.

So since we didn't have anything else to do, we thought we'd give you ponies something to look forward to after you're done shaking all those leaves off the trees.

Look out for Equestria's Largest Hamburger and Equestria's Largest Glass of Cider!

Coming soon to a Ponyville Park near you!

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But you cannot do such a thing when the other party is also intelligent and capable of speech!

[He is currently thinking he needs to get over to wherever they are and start playing superhero, stat.]

I still see a clear food chain.

Ponies eat grass which eats ponies? That's not a chain 24, that's the Circle of Life.

But the important thing is that the grass does not speak.

So like, that's where you drawn the line? Speech?

Well, no...I draw the line at eating anything intelligent.

Have you played a cow at a game of chess lately?

Even a game of Yahtzee is beyond them.

But the cows here are different! Even if they are not very good at board games, they still should not be eaten.

You said you wanted intelligence. Should we go out to the pasture with IQ tests?

...what's an IQ test?

[It's a thing that was invented after the Sengoku Era, and he has no idea.]

It's a test that tells everyone how smart you are. Or how stupid you are, I guess.

And I bet these cows would fail.

But just because they fail some test does not mean they should be eaten! Perhaps they have simply not had any schooling!

Dude, that's the way of the world. The smart species eat the dumb ones, the dumb ones don't care because they're dumb, and life moves on. It's not such a big deal.

But in a place such as this, such a line of thought constitutes murder!

So?

We got a good Samaritan over here.

Wow, I don't think I've ever met one of those before.

I cannot allow such atrocity to stand!

[Now he's looking at the background, trying to figure out where they are.]

I believe it falls to me to bring you two to justice in the interest of preventing anything unpleasant from befalling those cows.

[Okay, 21 just cracks up at that. Are they seriously being threatened by a pony who wants to defend the rights of cows? What a weird situation.]

I was wrong. We don't have a good Samaritan. We have an honest to god superhero here. We should get him an arch application.

Edited 2013-10-24 00:15 (UTC)

The Bovine Defender! Righter of Wrongs, Protester of McDonalds, Destroyer of Carnivores, Supporter of PETA.

Hey, does this mean we're villains now?

Does he have a sidekick? He could be The Bovine Boy.

It's about time.

No, no. The Cow boy!